Tyger Talk

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Happy Thanksgiving, my fellow Americans!!!

     Wow.  That used to be such a standard and reliable holiday salutation.  Funny, but this Thanksgiving, I just don't think many people in America would appreciate that traditional sentiment anymore.  Then again, many Americans seem awfully put out with anything even remotely "American" that isn't currency.  Funny that.  I think many Americans these days have simply "outgrown" Thanksgiving.  What they need is a new holiday, something more in line with their own values and ethos.  How about, "Happy Global Warming And Killing Mother Earth Day".

     Now that's accurate AND descriptive.

     I've no doubt that my sentiments would stir some resentment in what substitutes for the liberal heart, but at this particular point in their depravity, I really don't give a flying fuck.  LOL, just being honest here.  I've about had it with these so-called Americans.

     Let's examine:  Thanksgiving is about acknowledging the sacrifices made by Americans past and present, and appreciation for the values and freedoms that they managed to pass down to us.  Values and freedoms that the ENTIRE RACE never got to enjoy.....until America.

     That paragraph simply has no meaning whatsoever to the liberal.  To the contrary, the liberal views "Thanksgiving" as a ritual sacrifice and atonement to evil-white-men who exploited Native Americans and continue that same pattern to this very day.  In the liberal paranoid I-hate-white-people world-view, Americans have been exploiting little innocent brown people since day one, and continue to do so to this day.  As John Kerry has so eloquently explained, Americans that defend freedom, hunt down and kill terrorists, and say "NO!!!" to Islamic carnage are stupid and uneducated.

     I must confess, the esteemed Senator was talking about me when he made his comment.  I am that uneducated patriot.  I have the IQ of a salamander.  Yes, I am so incredibly stupid that I volunteered to re-pay my nation back for the freedoms that I enjoyed the only way I knew how.  By volunteering and serving in the United States of America's military and doing my part.

     I did it out of a sense of honor and duty.  Honor and duty to the grandfathers and grandmothers that paid sacrifices I will never have to pay, yet who reaped the ample rewards that I enjoy daily.  The same rewards that most liberals take for granted and will purposefully urinate on if brought to their fleeting attention.  It had nothing to do with what "I want".  It had everything to do with doing the right thing.

     Honor.  Duty.  Integrity.  Perseverance.  Courage.  Patriotism.

Those words may as well be a foreign language to liberals.

No amount of money, meditation, enlightenment, knowledge, hugging trees, or abortion counseling can purchase you one of these medals.  They are completely unattainable to liberals, and will remain so forever.

     For these medals are earned on the battlefield of life's experience.  They are earned by making the right choices, .....the tough choices.  By doing the right thing.  They are earned through deeds.  Through values, and moral, ethical choices.

   So, for that reason, the liberals may now all excuse themselves from the Thanksgiving table for the last time.  We won't be inviting you back.

     You understand, of course.

Here We Go Again........

It never ends.  I must live right.

     Guess what?  Tony Blair is calling Iraq "a disaster"!!!!!   Oh my stars and garters!!!!  Someone alert the media, Rosie O'Donnel, and Alec Baldweenie!!  Are they aware of this startling........headline?  On second thought, just alert Rosie.  With that fat mouth everyone will know in an hour.

     "Headline?.....What the hell are you talking about, Tyger....everyone knows Iraq is a disaster.  Blair is only confirming the obvious."

     Really?  Well, let's just look and see then.

     Hmmmm...(reading complete Tony Blair article)....says here that Blair is calling it a "disaster" because British troops haven't been able to stop the Islamofascists from killing everything they can that's not Islamofascist.  Then it says that Blair blames this on the Islamofascists.  Here, let me quote the Prime Minister:

     "And the reason for that is that what is happening in Iraq, as in Afghanistan, as elsewhere in parts of the Middle East, is a struggle between the decent majority of people, who want to live in peace together, and those who have an extreme and perverted and warped view of Islam, who want to create war."

     Wow, sounds like Tony Blair finally graduated from Al Gore's School of Overstating The Obvious.  Well who knew????  Islamofascists are still hacking heads off even with all the King's horses and all the King's men peering at them through binoculars during the polo match.  Well, how positively upsetting!  How will we ever have a decent tea with all these moslems being so damn peaceful??!!

     Uh, Tony?   When are all the "decent majority of people, who want to live in peace together...." going to say a single negative word about Islamofascism??  Or demand an end to it, or help in any way, shape, or form to stop it??  ......Tony, are you just filling us full of  the "peaceful religion of Islam" bullshit again??

     Hey, here's a thought, Tony.  How about you get your damn troops in the damn ghettos and blow a ton of damn Islamofascists neighborhoods to holy hell?  How's that for a damn solution.  Think that might work??

Good grief, no wonder we call you clowns "fops".

     I guess Blair thought that his few troops were going to really impress the natives into surrendering the colony.  Ouch!!!

     It's only fair to note that our British allies aren't exactly into much blood-and-guts conflict since the Empire came crashing down on all their wigs.  One only needs to be reminded that the British consider the retreat at Dunkirk to be one of their military's finest hours to illustrate that point.  However, on the flip side of things, the Brits at least do manage to fight back then the island itself is threatened.  That beats the French by a country mile any day.  More Western European Pacifist Pussy Pie, si vous plez?

     Isn't it just amazing how when you sit on your ass and don't kill bad guys that they don't go away all by themselves???  Maybe we aren't meditating enough.

Ahmmmmmmmmmm.......................Ahmmmmmmmmmmmm

"If Everyone Is Thinking The Same Thing, Then No One Is Thinking"

     Who said that?

     C'mon.  Someone out there must know?  ...............maybe not.

     It's funny the things that you remember from childhood.  One story I remember hearing at a very young age, one that impressed me mightily and left a definite mark on my consciousness was the "Emperor's New Clothes".  For readers who aren't familiar with the story, I'll paraphrase briefly.

     Basically it involves a very vain, yet incredibly stupid Emperor.  No, the Emperor's name was not Al, John, or Bill.  This was long, long before Democrats sold their souls to Satan......except Al.  He's so stupid he sold his soul to Santa instead.  But I digress....

     Our Emperor in this story is only so vain that he seeks clothing that no other ruler anywhere on Earth wears, and he sets this task before his chief tailor, threatening to behead him if he cannot comply.  At his wits end, and knowing that such a request cannot be met, the tailor devises an ingenious plan.  He tells the Emperor that he has discovered a cloth that no one else is aware of.  Invisible cloth.  Delighted, the Emperor orders the tailor to get to work on a new set of clothing made from this miraculous thread.

     The tailor makes a great show of pretending to weave cloth and sew it together, and finally presents his "work" to the Emperor.  Out of fear of the Emperor's anger, power, and stupidity, the nobles and ladies present all gush and admire the new set of "clothes" the tailor has made for the Emperor.  Overcome with vanity and self-adulation, the Emperor promptly strips naked and puts on his new "clothes".  Hiding their embarrassment, the nobles all applaud their Lord dressed as no other King in the land.

     Demonstrating that there is no real limit to the level of embarrassment stupid people are capable of, the Emperor schedules a parade for the entire kingdom to view him and his wonderful new clothes.  The nobles comply and arrangements for a huge pageant are made.  The day arrives and the Emperor is at the head of the procession, full of pomp and conceit.  Of course, he is also stark naked.  His subjects, sensing that the Emperor is quite pleased with his new "clothing", and observing how the nobles and ladies are admiring his newly-exposed expanse of skin, decide to err on the side of caution and also cheer their Emperor and his new clothes.

     Just then a small boy peeks out from the crowd along the side of the road, points at the nude Emperor, and exclaims loudly, "LOOK!!!!  THE EMPEROR'S GOT NO CLOTHES ON!!!!"

     The Emperor glares at the small child....and then looks down at himself, and sees......that he is wearing no clothes,.....and is stark naked.

                                                 The End

     Now why would I tell this story?  Because there is an entire nation of Americans looking at Iraq, and admiring the "new clothing", that's why.  Everyone has completely fallen for the absurd and obvious LIE that we are losing in Iraq, are in a "quagmire" in Iraq, are in a "subtle-moment-when-the-blowhards-of-history-blow".....err, strike that...winds of history,...... "winds".  You get the picture.

     Not only could nothing be further from the truth, but the fact that the vast majority of this nation, including some quite famous conservative pundits, think that Iraq is a "problem", in light of the readily available evidence, is a rather poor statement on the collective IQ of this nation.  Maybe letting the guys in the cutesy pastel-pink ties think for you isn't your best idea???? 

     Now, before I get reallllllly started, I felt that there were two different ways I could approach this.  1)  I could use logic and evidence, start from the root of the "it's VIETNAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!!!" bullshit that druggies who can't let go scream about and trace the lie from there.  But then I'd run smack into the fact that most of you bought 3rd grade rhetoric without even a second glance or a gulp.  In common vernacular this is termed "a sucker".  So let's not go there.

     Or, 2) I could go straight for the jugular and make you feel absurdly silly for believing these snake-oil salesmen you elect time after time after time, ONCE AGAIN.  I opted for the latter.

     Now I could go on and on, pull out my U. S. Navy service and rub that in your face.....yell about how pansy civilians don't have the right to even COMMENT on who, what, when, where, or how volunteers in the front-lines of this war against insane Islamofascists do their job.....or DIE doing that job.  First of all, people who support sucking the brains out of small babies DON'T HAVE THE INTEGRITY to comment, or be taken seriously.  Who gives a flying squirrel crap what Jeffrey Dahmer thinks about gourmet cooking?..........Getting my point?

     But I'll fore-go all that and get straight to the heart of the matter and use language that even my liberal readers should be able to comprehend.  Here we go:

Islamic Terrorist Screaming "Death To America" and Planning It  =  BAAAAAAAAADDDDD

Dead Islamic Terrorist  =  GOOOOOOOOOOD

        .................with me so far?

     Moving forward, so far patriotic American volunteers have managed to kill right around 250,000 Islamic terrorists since 9/11 in both Afghanistan and Iraq.  A little over 3000 have given their lives for the right to do that.  That is about 1-2 servicemen or women a day.  To kill 250,000 of the enemy.

     Now, I don't know about you, but if you give me those kind of casualty figures in ANY conflict......video game, board game, sporting event, real-life.....you name it, I have that kind of casualty advantage?   LOL, I'm going to kick your ass.....as in brutally.  Over and over and over and over I'm going to kick your ass.  I'm going to kill HUNDREDS of your guys to my one.  And you WILL lose.  Anyone who thinks that isn't winning is simply retarded, no offense to the mentally ill.

     That being said, then what IS the strategy in Iraq and how are we achieving our goal by being there?  Isn't that really the question?

     Our strategy is simple.  We are at war with Al Queda and all moslems who are allied with Al Queda and actively support them, most as combatants.  Since Al Queda does NOT have a central location by the very nature of what it is, then the OBVIOUS (yes, so obvious that even a child can see it) strategy is to draw them to us.  Since we don't want to draw them to us here in the USA, (the term is "self-defeating" for the liberals that never got past 4th grade) as it turns out we can go there and the radicals are so stupid that they will literally run into machine gun fire.

     250,000 have done so already.

     Now for the translation for the liberal reader part:  I've been in some of your homes.  You may not be aware of it, but we now have this neat invention called "flypaper"......it attracts those annoying flies that swarm around the trash that you never empty,...they get stuck to the sticky flypaper,...don't bother you anymore,...and then die.  Nifty idea, huh........

     The sweet thing about mathematics is that it's hard to argue against it, unless you're a Rhodes Scholar and have a PhD in fuzzy math, that is.  250,000 to 3,000.......hmmmmmmm.  Hey, I know!!!!  Let's ask Alec Baldwin!!!!!  He can set us straight!!!

     Feel stupid yet?  You should.  How in the world can anyone NOT laugh in the face of someone so blatantly stupid that they not only believe this Jack Murtha, John Kerry "quagmiiiiiiiireeeeee in Vietnaaaaaaaammmmm" bullshit, but actually comment on it???

     Hey, I laughed in their faces.  I'm blameless.

     Every single soldier returning from Iraq, every single website out there that the troops run all say the same message:  "The media is ignoring what we are doing and focusing on stories that promote their version if what's happening here."

     The simple facts are that Iraq has been the safest war and subsequent occupation in the history of mankind.  Well, except for 250,000 dead fanatical Islamic freaks.  But hey, they've all got virgins now, so it's all good.

     You get to a point in the point where further conversation is only belaboring the whole issue, so I'll close for now with this.  You must realize by now that not protesting other Americans running around spreading the same lie that Al Queda is spreading, "Iraq is Vietnam......you are losing, losing.....losing", like some Baghdad version of Tokyo Rose is tantamount to supporting them.

     He who knowingly remains silent in the face of wrong is just as guilty as he who speaks as the advocate of that wrong.

     Oh, by the way:   "If Everyone Is Thinking The Same Thing, Then No One Is Thinking.".....????

     That was General George S. Patton                ;-)

     Have a nice day......................

                                            as always................to be continued

    

Message To Islam

Islam.

     Boy, you can't even say the word anymore without silly Americans glancing around nervously and going "Shhhhhh...".  Well, let's see; today a bunch of idiots with no future banned the pledge of allegiance at Orange Coast College.  So I think I'm pretty safe in expressing my First Amendment guarantee here:

FUCK ISLAM

     No......that doesn't quite cut it, does it.  Let's see.  I must be able to reach into my endless bag of dialogue and come up with something truly creative.  How about:

FUCK ISLAM AND ALL THE ANTI-SEMITIC NAZI LIARS THAT FOLLOW THIS BRONZE-AGE DEATH-CULT.

     There.  I feel better already.  Fatwah anyone?  It would totally make my day waxing some Mohammed-crazed cheesedick freak.  Strike that:  It'd be Christmas in November.

     I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm about sick of Islam and it's horseshit.  I first read the Koran cover-to-cover in 1981.  Part of my know-thine-enemy personality trait.  Annoying, I know.  I've also had several devout moslems try to convert me.  A word about that.  First of all, you have to have a pretty sub-standard IQ to even look at a guy like me and think I'd ever convert to some bullshit religion.  I just don't go in for weirdo ethos and philosophies from people who's BS is full of more holes than a pound of swiss cheese.  Since there is no religion for geniuses, I'm stuck with the rest of you dickhead's wonderful conclusions you've gleaned from talking to rocks, animals, the wind, and everything else out there without a brain, vocal chords, or something even remotely interesting or intelligent to say.  No offense intended personally.  I've watched fantical idiots who talk to voices cut innocent people into shreds for just too damn long over what the voices tell them to be compassionate towards it.  So pardon me profusely for not being a fan of organized religions.  That includes you New-Age psuedo-flower children that wander around searching for the mother ship.  Sorry.

     That aside, it brings us to the obvious conclusion that no religion, psuedo-religion, army of hippies (not yet anyway), or new-age guru followers are running around beheading people and having parades celebrating it.......except Islam.

     I'm a practical man.  I also have no tolerance for bullshit.  I judge a thing by it's actions.  Using that standard, judging by your actions and not the sophomoric lies you are going to try to feed me, I must declare Islam to be a cancer to anything on Earth that is non-moslem.  You can sit there and preach to me that Islam is peaceful.  You can quote Surah after Surah to me.  I've read them all.  And the Hadith.  You can say anything you like, but I'm still going to shoot you through the head if you don't put the hand grenade down.

     There is no such thing as a religion that espouses self-destruction as a desirable state-of-being.  Even a touchy-feely liberal will admit that, if you can find a sober moment in their life to actually have a lucid conversation with them.

     Islam has been hacking non-moslem heads off for centuries.  Now it's one billion people strong and hell-bent-for-leather on aquiring nuclear weapons to use on infidels.  And most of you morons (I tried to find a different word, but no-go) still don't get it.  If you can't get it after 911, chances are that you never will.  At least be proud of your pacfism and ignorance.  Hoist your pathetic lack of brain cells high.  Find a nearby mosque, put on your tattered jeans and Che Gueverra t-shirt, run in during evening prayers and scream, "I'm not a moslem.....but I just LOOOOOOVE all you National Geographic type moslem peoples!!!!"  See how long you last before the paramedics come to recover your corpse.  Alec Baldwin comes to mind as a perfect role-model.  Passionate AND stupid in the same package.  By the way, who REALLY reads his lines.  No way that idgit can actually read English.  Can't Alec and Sean Penn make a movie together.  Michael Moore could direct.  "Kling And Klang Save New Orleans".   Perfect.  I bet people might actually go see that movie.

     They say you can judge a thing by the quality of it's components.  Turns out that this dynamic is present in nearly anything when it comes to analysis.  Also turns out that the components are usually a bunch of stone-cold liars when the "thing" is Islam.  Or murderers.  Or terrorists.  Or Palestinian mom's who use their wombs as terrorist incubators.  Since Islam absolutely refuses to respect ANYTHING that isn't moslem, demands respect, and continues to act like a bunch of gangsters and thieves, liars all; then I have no compunctions about blowing them all to hell before they kill me and mine.  I'm funny that way.  If it comes to me or the dirtbag idiot, the dirtbag has to go.  Have a nice trip.  Say "hi" to whatever whenever you get wherever.  LOL.

      Sorry, that was mean.

     Unfortunately however, I live in the United Pussies of America in 2006, so I'm basically on my own.  No worries there though.  I've been on my own surrounded by absolute idiots most of my life.  Watching acid-head socialists, anarchists, drug-dealers, and avante garde putz's who think that farting on camera is "art", is standard operating procedure in the 21st century.  With that thought in mind, I think I'll have another cup of coffee and turn you over to the "pictures that speak louder than mere words".  You can scroll down and view my picture essay on the "Religion Of Insanity" right here in this blog.  That pretty much sums up my position on Islam.

     Then we can continue.......

     Islam is a topic I re-visit quite frequently, so feel free to engage in a dialogue.  Just remember, I don't buy retarded bullshit.  Put your thinking cap on, splash cold water on your face, and grab a dictionary before adding a comment.

     LOL.....this may explain why the idiots refrain from posting their garbage on my sites.  I'm not really this mean in person, just to my enemies.  Damn blogs, now I'm rambling......

Alright....mas cafe.

     If this shook you up, then stick around.  The next blog is about Iraq and how we are winning there in every single category a war can be measured by.  Yep.  That's right.  The "masses" are 100% wrong again.

     "If everyone is thinking the same thing, then no one is thinking"

Who said that?

Be back soon.........Religion Of Insanity

Return Of The Great Pumpkin

     And just when we thought it couldn't get any better......."and along comes Kerry....".

     Good Lord, you can't write this stuff, I mean, really you can't.  If you try to, no one finds it believable....."and then along came Kerry".

     The Great Pumpkin-head himself has spoken; "be smart, or you'll end up in Iraq".   Who coaches this guy?  Howdy Doody?  The Senator must have awfully small feet to be able to fit so many inside that fat mouth of his.  I hear there is a relationship between foot size and .....never-mind.  It does beg the question though, are all Democrat males "think of a thumb"?

     John Kerry is such a buffoon that even the rest of the Idiot Hit Parade is starting to bash him and demand that Kerry do the unthinkable, apologize to a United States soldier.  The very idea must be aging Jane Fonda as we speak.  At this rate she will be Helen Thomas in a week.

Note To Idiot Hit Paraders:  Ridiculing, bashing, making fun of, or otherwise deciding to insert US combat troops into your little cute jokes is not the brightest political strategy around.  The electorate has a nasty habit of punishing politicians foolish enough to belittle the troops.  Smart move, genius.

     So a guy who doesn't know the difference between Cambodia, Laos, and Vietnam, is enormously confused by calendars and holidays, mixes his Presidents up (always a handy trait to have when you're a politician), and who's idea of a career is hunting down aging-heiresses he can suck blood from like a parasite, ......thinks the guys doing all the heavy-lifting in Iraq are stupid.   Nice, very nice.

     I suppose I could elaborate, but the only real question remaining is how much Karl Rove paid John Kerry to energize the Republican base for the home stretch?  Boy, you sure have to respect a guy smart enough not to apologize and reduce the story to zero.  That Kerry.....always thinking....always so ahead of the curve.

     "John, don't run so far ahead, you'll get around that curve and won't be able to see again.  John?   John???  John?????"

       ......Ah well, at least he makes a good hood-ornament on that semi-truck.    That wasn't a Peterbilt, was it?

     I thought so.

Yeah.....We're Soooo Stupid..