Notice To Bloggers

     I've been reading your stuff.  All over the place.  A few of you have some talent.  Most of you are illiterate hacks.  But that's to be expected and not my issue.

     My issue is this:  This "Most Popular Blog" list.  I've been paying close attention to it, and it's dawned on me and a few others that you goddamn liberal chumps are cheating (as usual).  I've read your chicken scrawl.  Most of you don't even have high-school levels of literacy.  Your grammar and composition skills are non-existent, and few of you are even able to string coherent sentences together in a single paragraph.  Reading your crap is akin to dental pain.  I've checked your readership.  You don't have it.  Yet your blogs are consistently hitting Top Ten on myspace.

     Now, I love a mystery, so I had to contact Tom and find out how this rating system works.  He hasn't gotten back with me yet, but I just barely fired off the email.  In the meantime, lots of bloggers have messaged me and clued me in...somewhat.

     The general consensus is this:  You liberal bloggers are so fucking pathetic that you have to cheat in order to be popular.  While bloggers like Mimi and Doc and Amanda rely on writing skills and genuine readership to get their blogs in the Top Ten, you fucking idiot liberals have to cheat to compete.

     "Cheat to compete".....sounds like a liberal slogan...doesn't it.

     Anyway....I'm serving notice on you assholes.  I've learned about your cheating ways and am dropping dime on your asses, and I'm fairly certain that with the other bloggers ALSO complaining about you pathetic talent-less putz's who's main talent is simply hitting a "reload" button, that myspace will be re-vamping the "Most Popular Blogs" list.  You goddamn jackasses destroy everything you touch....don't you.  Even the English language.

Dirtbags.