"Robert Redford...I Apologize"

     Everyone's favorite pock-marked hippy is demanding a "mass apology" from the government.  Hmmm.  Well, I'm not a member of the Bush Administration, but I donate cash on a regular basis to the RNC, am a card-carrying member of the Republican National Committee, and fully 100% support the Bush Administration.  I worked hard to help him get elected and re-elected.  Hours and hours and hours of work.  I also receive signed Christmas cards from George and Laura and have their portrait hanging in my living room.  So I guess "Bob" wants an apology from me too......maybe.

     Oh well....I can do this.

     Bob....errr, Mr. Redford.  I apologize.

     I apologize that you lost your baseball scholarship at the University of Colorado because you were a drunk.

     I apologize that your mother died.  Most mothers are eternal, it must have been devastating for you to be singled out that way by God.

     I am sorry that a Republican President made it possible for you to rise from the "C" List to the "B" List of actors (All The President's Men).

     I am sorry that the Western dropped out of American entertainment sight at the same time you managed to master being a fake-cowboy.  Well, except for Clint's westerns.  We all LOVE Clint Eastwood westerns.  Huh....funny that....oh well...

     I am sorry you decided to star in "Electric Horseman".

     I am sorry you will never have the talent of a Robert Duvall, Anthony Hopkins, Tom Hanks, Jack Nicholson, or even George Clooney..........ok, I take that one back.  That was mean, you ARE as talented as Clooney.  I'm sorry.

     I am sorry your films continue to "tank", as you put it.

     I am sorry that you haven't made a movie people liked much in over ten years (A River Runs Through It).

     I am sorry that a milkman's son with alcohol issues who travels around painting pictures in France cannot find anything in America worth fighting or defending her for.

     I am sorry that people don't like films you like, such as "Brokeback Mountain" and "Fahrenheit 911".

     I am sorry that Jane Fonda loves you.

     But most of all, "Bob", I'm sorry you decided to throw in with the enemies of the United States.  We really could have used a good fake-cowboy director who makes films that put people to sleep.

     On the other hand, I hear Michael Moore is making a new "documentary" about the "faked moon landings" and needs a good set for the surface of the moon shots.  Perhaps we will see your "face" again on the silver screen???

     Hope springs eternal.

Warmest Regards;

Tyger

P.S.  Bob?  Someone put a $25,700 bid up on ebay for the domain name "impeachbush.com".  That wasn't you.....was it???

ROFLMAO.........you putz.