Tyger Talk

"Was Abraham Lincoln Wrong?"

     First of all....about last night.  (hehehehehe....)

     I better start by apologizing and reassure my faithful readers that I'm not going anywhere.  Friends that have known me for years and my daughter can tell you that occasionally I get rather melancholy over the abysmal state of affairs of my species here on Earth.  When one mixes that with several bottles of good Syrah, LOL.....well, you saw the results.

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     And those were some very nice things you guys said.  I appreciate that.  However, I owe you one, Clay....because when I read that phrase "Republican NUCLEAR BOMB" I laughed so hard that my head started pounding again!!!  LMAO!!!  Too funny...

     Anyway....I've been thinking this morning.  It IS morning....right?  Oh never mind, not knowing won't kill me.  Anyyyyyway.....as always, (even slightly hungover) my morning routine is a perfect equilateral triangle.  I emerge from the bedroom, head to the bathroom, then head to the coffee pot, and then make a sixty degree turn and head for the computer/TV for the news (they sit next to each other).  Like I said, a perfect triangle.  I go through FoxNews and see what the headline is...and then head over to Drudgereport and see what happened while I slumbered.  Usually, there is something there that I want to write about.

     Usually.

     Today that was not the case.  For whatever reasons, today I found myself reading a copy of the Declaration of Independence.  And it got me to thinking.  I know, I know....grab the fire extinguishers and hide the women and children.

;-)

     As I read the preamble, "When in the course of human events...." it dawned on me that these EXACT circumstances exist in our nation today that existed in our nation in 1776.  Only it's not Great Britain and America that are about to become divorced.  It's Left America and Right America.

     We have become so bitterly divided as a nation that there is no longer any room for compromise and some sort of parting of the ways is imminent.  Many Americans DO NOT want to understand, be compassionate towards, compromise, work together with, or even share the same air as the Americans they differ with.....and radically differ with.  I am speaking of the hardcore Left-wing lunatics that have completely taken over the Democrat Party, and the Republicans that observe their socialist/communist agenda with horror.

     Perhaps Honest Abe had it all wrong.  Perhaps our core values have become so diverse that we cannot exist in any sort of "United" states.  I know that speaking for my own self, I have NOTHING in common with the average liberal.  We may as well be from different planets.  They think differently than I do, talk differently, have the opposite values that I do...hell, they even eat differently than I do.  The only thing we share is a common biological apparatus.  That's it.  And according to the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta, the odds are 50-50 that their "biological apparatus" is chock-full of Sexually Transmitted Diseases.  Walking, ...talking, ...spewing labrats and petri-dishes.

     And I DON'T want to "get along" with them.  At all.  I want them to DO WHAT THE FUCK THEY PROMISED THEY WOULD DO....and move their fat traitor asses to France.  Or Canada.  Or Timbukfuckingtu.  Just get the HELL OUT!!!

     Democrats hate the U.S. Constitution.  They HATE the Founding Fathers.  They HATE our own flag.  Ever see a liberal home with an American flag flying from it?  Of course not.....LMAO!!!  Liberals use American flags as fire tinder.  Democrats hate American babies.  Republicans love them.  Democrats believe they are all above the law.  Republicans ARE the Law.  Democrats are racists that live inside a box of crayola crayons.  Republicans don't give a shit what color you are as long as you pay your taxes, are patriotic, somewhat competent, basically honest, and observe the laws of the land.  Democrats practice, adore and worship anti-Christian values and beliefs.  Most Republicans take Christian values for granted.  Democrats are natural-born liars and petty criminals that have cheated their way through their entire worthless lives.  Republicans are natural-born patriots.

     We ARE NOT a united people.

     So I'm thinking here.....  "When in the course of human events...."

     "Taxation Without Representation"?  Any of my readers out there VOLUNTARILY support welfare, abortion clinics, and subsidization of Man-Bear-Pig delusions???  You may not....but your tax dollars do.  That's one reason that liberals fly us the middle finger salute every damn day.  We pay for their horseshit and they fucking know it.  They have the last laugh.

     So far....

     Twice in the last two hundred years my ancestors had to pick up a lot of guns and shoot a lot of damn idiot bastards that couldn't get with the fucking program.  And I believe that America today is just one spark....just one Boston Tea Party away from another revolution.  I know that personally I have ZERO interest in sharing America with the Stupid Fucking Liberals.  I hate them.  I hate everything about them.  And with a passion.  I hate them the same way that George Washington hated them.  The same way that John Adams hated them.  I hate the fucking bastards.

     And they hate me just as much back.  Maybe even more.  Few liberals would pass up the chance to shoot me if they could get away with it.  Truth.  Ask Theresa.  LOL!!!

     So it begs the question again.  Was Abraham Lincoln wrong?  I mean, fighting a war to end slavery....okay, I'm all up for that.  Sign me up.  I'm in for freedom.

     But fighting a war so that I can share my life, my nation, and my future with.....liberals???  Fighting a war so that I can be "United" with.....liberals???

     Are you out of your fucking mind....???

"I Honestly Don't Know What To Say"

Okay....so I tried out "myspace".

     Okay....so I see the myspace games and bullshit.

     Okay....so I see what myspace calls "talent".

     Okay....so ever since I move to Washington my blogs are rock bottom.

     Okay...so posting screen shots of subscribers gets you the #1 slot here.

   

      Okay... so you fucking shitbags are amateurs.......

     I'm outta here....

Fuck you.

"Liberal Parenting"

     "'Famous Liberal Parenting Lines' for $200, please, Alex."

     "You're an ungrateful little pig!!!"

     (ugly, destitute, lesbian myspace blogger who hasn't brushed her hair or teeth in a month hits the buzzer first)

     "That'd be 'What Alec Baldwin said to Rosie O'Donnell in the front seat of his car after after he asked for improper sexual favors from Ms. O'Donnell."

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     "Ummm, no, Leech-Face-Bitch, that's not correct.  Tyger?"

     "That's 'Terms Of Baldwin Endearment For His Daughter', Alex."

     "That's correct, Tyger!!!  Your category?"

   

     Yes, folks.  It's that anal, that stupid, that comical....and that sad.  This is the world that liberals have bequeathed to us.  "Weirdo World"..."Planet Pussy"..."As The Butt-Cheek Turns"..."The Land That Sanity Forgot"....take your fucking pick.

     Ugh....

     I HATE having to lecture SFL's (Tyger-speak for 'Stupid Fucking Liberals') on parenting.  I do.  You see, I KNOW how liberals end up with a live-born child.  It's one reason they hate me so much, I know all about their dark little pervert secrets.  Emotionally stunted, purposefully stupid deviants that never bothered to grow up have ZERO business attempting to be a parent.  The simple process overwhelms them....like most anything beyond the complexity of a protest sign does.  I will explain...

     See, the only way a liberal becomes a parent in the first place is that they got so drunk at the gang-bang that they puked all over the magic-markered directions to the abortion clinic they'd drawn in preparation of the evening's festivities on their putrid abdomen.

     Or, when the tired old womb has out-lived it's intended design by the time you are 26 years old from banging the entire town of Peoria, Illinois every Friday night, you can park your SUV in there now, and you use patching plaster to cover up all the notch-marks carved into your shoulders....you adopt.  See:  Madonna, and an entire "host" of "ladies with high morals" just like her.

     You think I jest???  Ask a liberal parent about it sometime and observe the shame and embarrassment in their eyes.

     "LOOK!!!  I use permanent magic markers now.  It'll never happen again..."

Uh-huh....

     Let us not forget that these are the people who hang upside down like bats and then have a dog lick their child's genitals.  To a liberal (and Rosie O'Donnell)....this is "responsible parenting".

     But enough of the fluff.  I have a message for Mr. Baldwin.

   

     Alec, quit acting like a spoiled rotten, drunken Irish brat.....you moron.  I have daughters.  One is grown and respects me like you can only dream about....moron.   Guess what, (moron)?  I NEVER called her a "little pig".  Never.  I've called her "spoiled brat".  I've called her "ungrateful brat".  I've even called her "you LITTLE SHIT!!!"

     But "pig"????

     Alec?  Are you a homosexual?  Seriously...  Because ANY normal non-metrosexualized male KNOWS that if you call your own daughter a "pig"....not only is it a reflection on your own bovine genetics, but your daughter IS NEVER going to forgive you for that.  Moron.  LOLOLOL!!!!

     Poor, poor, poor widdle Alec.  He can't find a hit show, he can't find an audience,  he can't find a job, and now he can't find his daughter.  Baldwin is one of those loser assholes that is only one whiskey away from becoming a VT Cho.  Look in his eyes.  They are the eyes of a violent drunk.  Ryan O'Neil had the same eyes.  Abusive and violent, and in Alec's case, blindly stupid as well.

     Alec thought he was an "action hero", but he got too fat for any real role.  Alec thought he was a dramatic actor, but no one in the audience bought his fake sincerity.  Alec thought he was a comic, but the laughs he got were all of the nervous variety.  There is only one role that suits Alec Baldwin well.  Gangster Boss.  He plays that one like he was born for the role.  Perhaps he was.  LOL!!!

     To continue:

     You dumb, stupid, drunken Irish bastard.  There are only three things that you NEVER call ANY woman if you ever want her respect, ....and I don't care WHO they are.  And you just called your daughter one of them.  What a stupid fucking geek you are.  All that damn money and you can't even buy a single ounce of common sense or respect!!!   AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  LOLOLOL!!!!  The joke's on you....asshole!!!

     Take a peek at my daughter sometime...you jerkoff.  THAT'S how you do it.  And it wasn't that damn hard...

(chuckles)

     Word to the wise, Democrap Douchebag Daddy....next time around try growing up yourself before you put a few brats on the ground.  Eh?

     You fucking putz....LOLOLOL!!!!

     Liberals are so damn stupid they'd screw up a good wet dream.

     "You ungrateful little pig...."

 

Good grief...

"Keystone Kops?"

     I've only written one blog this week.  And I think you guys know why.  Virginia Tech.  It's taken three days for all the details, plots, and sub-plots to come out.

     Having lived through the Oklahoma City Bombing, 911, and Dan Rather, ...I've learned not to jump to conclusions in these sort of situations.  10 times out of 10 the talking heads have it all backwards.  Although, I must admit, reading the various blogs on the topic left me shaking my head a lot.

     The Conservatives immediately saw a terrorist threat (the liberals did too, but are just too cowardly and used to lying about everything to admit it).  The Liberals immediately saw it as a "BAN THE GUNSSSSSSSSSS!!!!" opportunity (they HAVE to politicize everything and blame it on George Bush...it's the primary symptom of 'Bush Derangement Syndrome')

     As for myself, I reserved pen, keyboard, and judgment...and waited to see how things unfolded.

     I think we have a much clearer picture now of what actually happened at Virginia Tech.  This was just another case of liberal college administrator incompetence and outright refusal to do their jobs.  Yes, that is correct,...just like the incompetence and outright refusal to do their jobs that most liberals masquerading as adults exhibit daily.

     First of all, the murderer was mentally ill and a local court had declared him such....in writing.  The college ignored that.  Secondly, he had a prior history of typically violent and perverse behavior ...in writing.  The college ignored that as well.  I mean, hell, that could describe about half of their students.  Kids today think it's cool to be dysfunctional and Abby Normal.

     So the school administration KNEW they had a Kooky Korean on the loose....and like ALL liberals...did nothing.

     Then we have NBC News.  My personal opinion, and legal opinion as well, is that NBC should be sued by the parents of the victims and have their license to broadcast revoked.  I will explain...

    The killer sent NBC execs a video BETWEEN HIS ACTS OF MURDER.  The execs HAD PRIOR KNOWLEDGE OF THE MASSACRE.  NBC KNEW that a mass murder was about to start at Virginia Tech.  According to NBC, they alerted the Virginia police immediately.  We also know now that NBC did not tell anyone that the killer had communicated with them until AFTER the massacre.  Oppppth.  NBC had a video ID of the killer, and refused to release it.  NBC knew WHO was executing those students WHILE HE DID IT....and kept silent.  Then, they aired the video on the public airwaves as if they were doing a good deed...AFTER THE FACT THAT THEY KNEW ABOUT!!!  If I were one of those parents I'd be gearing up an army of lawyers right now.  Just who the HELL does NBC think they are?  Above the law?  So it would seem.

     Then we have the Virginia cops.  My regular readers already have a feel for my acquired disdain for American policemen and women.  I fairly warned you guys that cops are basically worthless in situations like this.  They don't have the stomach or the heart for it.  The Chief of Police admitted as much on national TV.

     Teenage gang violence in America has risen to epidemic proportions.....Cops aren't part of the solution.

     School shootings have become almost common-place.  Cops aren't part of the solution.

     Liberals have attacked hundreds of conservatives at their "peace marches" in the last five years.  Cops rarely do anything other than stand there and smile at the victims.

     Blacks and mexicans in Los Angeles are in a full-fledged drive-by gang war.  LAPD is desperate to suppress the story and can do "nothing about it", according to the LAPD Chief.

     Cops are ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIC at chasing down the victim, tackling them, and then cuffing them.  Cops are ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL when it comes to locating you speeding down the freeway.

     "I pulled you over because you have a history of suspicious, violent, and mentally-ill behavior and I saw you heading in the general direction of a school."

     Uh huh....

     Theeeeeeeen.......we have the students themselves.  A few observations.

    One:  If these are our "best and brightest"....then we're in deep shit.  I counted TWO....count them, TWO kids who even mildly resembled anything with a college education.  The rest of the kids were illiterate high school kids.  My eyes don't lie to me, the talking news head does.

     Then there was the fact that the kids were doing what their mothers had taught them since Day One when interviewed by Geraldo, et. al, et. al.  They lied through their teeth.

     I'm not an expert or "psychic" when it comes to people lying.  If you are smart, mentally agile, and possess better-than-average acting skills...you can probably fool me.  However.......stupid people don't lie well.  At all!!!  You can spot the stupid amateur liar a mile away.  The only person they are fooling is themselves.  You guys know what I mean...

     Anyway....I was watching all these interviews with the students after the massacre, and it dawned on me that every single one of them was lying their ass off.  "What about, Tyg?" you may ask.

     Well, when they said that they "never said a word" to him...they were lying.  When they said that he "never spoke"....they were lying.  And through their teeth.

     Of course, in less than a single day, we learn that the kids were ALL lying about this Kooky Korean and that they'd actually been doing the EXACT OPPOSITE of the LIE THEY TOLD AMERICA.

     They picked on this kid.  Like ALL liberal fuckwads do.  It never dawned on the marble that rolls around their brain that the guy "might be" mentally ill.  Fuckwads like most of the idgits that attend colleges today don't think ahead like that.  They don't "wonder".  They are too busy being amateur jerkoffs and idiots.  Think I'm wrong?  Go to a campus and file me a report.  I dare you...

     "But, but, but, Tyg?  The Korean kid was also acting weird and aggressive to the students too.  What about that?"

     Well, duh...that's what mentally-ill people DO!!!  They ACT mentally-ill.  Good Lord, you'd think this was the first time on Earth for some of you...

     So the students, the cops, the college, and even NBC ALL drop the ball on this Kook.  Meanwhile, he calmly executes 32 kids.  Good job, folks......real fucking good job.

     Excuse me while I laugh in the idiot liberal's face and just take care of my own family.  I simply don't trust ANY of these incompetent motherfuckers.  They live in such a state of perpetual laziness and denial that they will sit calmly and watch your child get murdered and THEN accuse YOU of not "healing properly".  That's how lost these fucks are.

     You know, it's really a shame that some college professor with an ounce of common sense and integrity wasn't packing some heat and didn't just blow Kooky Korean Kid clean off the planet when he produced his Rambo outfit....AND BEFORE HE MURDERED 32 KIDS!!!  You know...that stuff that the cops NEVER DO...

     Oh, and word to the wise for the Police Chief in Virginia.  "Perhaps" your police officers can respond a bit quicker if they all went on diets???

     I've never seen so many fat cops in one place at one time in my life.  And here I thought that Los Angeles cops were the fattest porker's in America.  How wrong could I be???  Don't they exercise in Virginia?  Your cops were so fat that they couldn't even properly carry a VICTIM WHO HAD BEEN SHOT!!!!  Two of the Porky Pigs had to DRAG THE KID ON NATIONAL TV WHILE HE BLED!!!  What a bunch of fat bastards.

     And now we have over a dozen schools locked down today.  I warned you guys....I told you so.

     Oh, and to top it all off, our "wise and wiser" geniuses at law enforcement are now telling the public to "speak out if you see bizarre or suspicious behavior".

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     "Bizarre and suspicious behavior".  Okay, I can do this...

     You mean "bizarre behavior" like having a dog lick your kid's genitals?  "Bizarre behavior" like a news story driving a person to clinical depression and psychiatric medication...for years?  Perhaps you mean "bizarre behavior" like hanging upside down like a fucking bat for two hours a day?  Or did you mean "bizarre behavior" like thinking that Dick Cheney blew up WTC and that Osama bin Laden is all a "made-for-TV" hoax?  What about "bizarre and suspicious behavior" like writing blogs in a third-grade syntax, grammar, and style, and talking about subjects that clinical psychologists call "classic narcissistic and deviant topics"???  You cops mean bizarre SHIT like that???  Eh?

     What's the matter?  Cat got your fucking tongue,...."officer"?

     Why don't some of you sorry bastards stop trying to sell the "Me Hero" bullshit, and get out there and arrest these damn deviants for a change.  Hint:  Turn on your fucking TV to locate the perps.

     Ugh....

     Oh....and the Kooky Korean.  Well, he was a card-carrying-liberal-fruitcake.  Yes, very much like most liberal myspace bloggers.  "How do you know that, Tyg?", you may ask.

     Well, it's child's play.  Had he been a Republican, he would've sent his "manifesto" to FoxNews and NOT NBC...

: D

     .....and the band plays on.

"Houston, We Have A Problem..."

     I am not an alarmist.  I am not the boy that cries "Wolf".  I am the man that cries "Liberal!!!", "Dirtbag Traitors!!!", and "Feminized Metrosexual Pussies!!!"....but not "wolf".

     To the contrary, much of my writing is spent de-bunking absurd and lunatic liberal ideas, schizophrenic conspiracy theories, and anti-human world-views.  I'm simply NOT the guy to freak out and start screaming that the sky is falling.

     However, I am also a diligent student of various prophecies, and have even published on the topic.  Some of you have heard this before.  Bear with me.

     When considering all the various prophecies concerning "end times", whether you are viewing Nostradamus, Revelation, the Mayan calendar.....whatever your personal choice and pleasure is, there are several things that they ALL agree on.  Three things actually.  1)  A huge comet appears in the night sky.  2)  A massive earthquake happens that devastates many urban areas.  And 3) Global starvation and disease sweep the globe, killing off approximately 2.5 billion people.

     Okay.  Let's take a closer look here and see how feasible this stuff really is.  First off, the comet.  Okay, that's very plausible, as we are constantly identifying new heavenly bodies and getting surprised by them.  Very do-able.

     Secondly....a giant earthquake.  Again, no-brainer here...we have ample evidence of Earth going through massive earthquakes now and again....it happens and we know it.  Again, very do-able.

     Now we get to the biggie.  Mass starvation.  As a pragmatic, practical man, I always had a real hard time with this one.  Earthquakes, wars, ...you name it, and it STILL doesn't disrupt global food production.  Supply can be easily interdicted, but never for very long.  The black market is the black market and will ALWAYS be the black market.  As long as food is available, people will eat....regardless of the cost.  Only when the farms fail and the food literally disappears do they starve on that scale.  Now this is NOT very do-able.  At all.  There are only a few sets of circumstances that would adversely affect global food production to the level that would induce global starvation.  Nuclear winter would be one of them, but a small amount of thinking and one realizes that the chance of nuclear winter happening, even from a "hot" war with ALL of Islam...is slim to none.  There aren't going to be any fleets of ICBM's from Russia and America dropping hundreds of bombs on continents, and that's what it would take.

     So I've always had an issue with the mass starvation prophecy.  It simply didn't seem very plausible.  However....there is something that I DID NOT account for and DID NOT see coming that would most definitely result in the starvation of about half of the species.

     I first saw this item last autumn.  About the same time that the fucking Democrap traitors won the Congress by the slimmest of margins.  I went, "Hmmmmm", and decided that there wasn't enough data to form any conclusions and to wait and see.  After all, it was fall and winter was right around the corner.

     "What the hell is Tyger talking about now", you say?

     Well, ...the bees.  They are gone.  Poof!!!  Gone!!!  Later!!!  Hit The Road and DEAD!!!

     Yup.

     For those of you that don't know, well over half (70% on the east coast....60% in California) of America's honeybee populations, ...are gone.  They have literally disappeared overnight.  And now they are disappearing from European hives as well.  And this has ALL OCCURRED in the last six months.

     We....are....fucked.

     I will explain.

     You see, LOOOOOOONG before Jesus.....LOOOOONG before Abraham, Moses.....LOOOOONG before Buddha, Mohammed, or any other so-called founder of ANY of this planet's religions, the ancients worshiped....bees.

     That's right.  Excavations in Sumeria and ancient Egyptian tombs have discovered literally thousands and thousands of cast, carved, and otherwise configured....bees.  Entire rooms full of bee jewelry.  Perhaps the ancients understood something that we do not?  On the other hand, back then a bitch like Rosie O'Donnell wouldn't get a microphone, a TV camera, and a million-dollar contract.  She'd get five large knuckles in her fat mouth.  So life has changed here on Earth for the two-legged dude.

     For those of you who have never given it any real or deep thought, I'll explain.  "Life On Earth" is an exercise of detail, intricacy, and co-dependency.  It is complex in the extreme, and all species depend heavily on the behavior and actions (or in-actions, as the case may be) of other species.  Not only this, but all life on Earth bears a very, VERY complex and intricate relationship with what we consider to be non-animate matter.  Chemistry, proteins, electro-magnetic fields, etc., etc., etc.  The list goes on and on and on.

     Well, you have co-dependency and then you have CO-DEPENDENCY.  Some things rely heavier on a certain element or dynamic than others.  Such is the case with the innocent little honeybee.

     Biologists will tell you that the honeybee cannot fly.  And it's true.  On paper, bees can't fly.  They are too heavy and their wings are too stubby.  But they do.  Bees can do things that no other creature on Earth can do.  Watch a beehive some afternoon.  Or watch a bee hard at work in the middle of a spring blossom.  You may get it.

     Honeybees are also responsible for the pollination of 70% of mankind's plant foods.

     Yup.  And OVER HALF of them .....are dead and gone.  FOLKS, THIS WILL INDUCE GLOBAL STARVATION!!!  And quickly.  As in about two years time.  Certain areas and cultures will simply starve to death and possibly disappear entirely.  You can say "goodbye" to India, the Middle East, Africa, some parts of Europe, and South and Central America.  If the honeybees don't come back very soon, those areas will become Dead Zones for human beings.

     Now the obvious question everyone is asking is "Why?"  Well, as it turns out, we may have an answer.

     I've known beekeepers for decades.  Professional beekeepers have known for years that bees hate power lines.  Hives that are near a power-line are always smaller, less productive, and less robust.  In some cases, they will abandon the hive altogether.  Well, it turns out that some independent researchers have discovered a rather "unusual" phenomenon regarding the bees.  They tried a very inexpensive and easily performed experiment.

     They turned a cellphone on and put it near a beehive.

     The bees ALL left.  Instantly...Immediately...and Permanently.  They DID NOT come back.  Even when the cellphone was turned off and removed.

     I won't insult my readers by pulling an Al Gore-libtard stunt and start speculating with such a paucity of data available.  Unlike the average libtard idiot, I don't care to hear my ancestors constantly rolling in their graves.  I'll let all the usual geeks fill in those blanks in their "blogs to come".  (eyeroll)

     What I AM saying is that without those bees......you can forget it.  You can't GROW food that will support any real group of people.  No pollination means no veggies or fruit.  What grew hundreds now will only grow a few straggly looking things.

     Einstein once said that without bees, homo sapien has about four years of life here on Earth.

     Albert was 100% correct on that one.

     So while the Man-Bear-Pig person is wailing on and on about global warming in the middle of the coldest winter in recent memory.....the bees all died, and there is no time for any potential solution to be implemented.  The crops are facing a 50% pollination rate this spring.  That's a TON less food.

     On the other hand, studies show that prolific cellphone use kills brain cells and that America and Europe are facing the prospect of millions and millions of people who are teenagers today....developing senility in their early thirties.

     So...still want to blab on and on and on like a brainless, fucked-up-twit-without-a-clue, not pay any attention to reality, not listen to your wiser betters, and CONTINUE TO FUCK THIS PLANET UP???!!!!

     Consider for a moment the macabre irony of mankind starving to death because brainless fucking morons HAD TO BLAB ENDLESSLY on their goddamn cellphones...and the whole time worrying about white-male-caused global warming, white-male-caused nuclear war, white-male-caused racism, white-male-caused my-brain-is-rotting-because-they-invented-my-cellphone-too.

     Ugh....

     Although, on reflection, there may be a solution to this bee-less problem we are suddenly confronted with.  Yup.  You KNOW that Tyger ALWAYS has a solution to the problem.  Well, here's mine...

: D

     It's a sad, yet undeniably true fact that we now have enough homosexuals in America that we actually could dress them all up in Saturday Night Live-like bee costumes and send them out in the fields to sniff flowers and pollinate our farms for us... and all the while rampantly screwing each other in the butt and forming new and interesting interpersonal relationships!!!  : D

     Think about it...it would give the homosexuals a chance to create something in life besides a virus!!!  They could "participate in procreative life" once again.  Okay, okay, so it's at a plant level of procreation, ...but a fag has to start SOMEWHERE, don't they?

     Hey, ....don't laugh.  It's a thought.  Think "Tiny Tim" and "Tiptoe Through The Tulips".  "The Queer Eye For The Pollinating Guy".  This could be a very useful social solution and give our queers something to do with all that free time on their hands that they spend making costumes for their gay pride parades.  They ARE SO CONCERNED about saving the planet.....right?  Well, here's the "Big Homo Chance".  "Bee A Queen For Mankind!!!".  "Sniffing Flowers Saves Earth!!!"

     Seriously....

     Tell Bruce "goodbye".  Get off the cellphone, put the bee costume on, AND GET YOUR NOSE IN THOSE DAMN FLOWERS!!! 

     It could be the Queer Special Purpose....

     They always WANTED to be the "Queen Bee"...didn't they???

     LOLOL!!!!  Okay, okay....I'll stop.  I'm sorry, but Extinction Level Events put me in hysterics.

     Yeah right....  : /

     You idiots sowed the wind.  I hear a whirlwind on the horizon.

     And it sounds mean......very mean.

"Too Stupid For Mere Words"

     Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah......I know...

     I've been AWOL.  Well, not really.  I just needed a break so I politely asked God to slow the news down for a week while I took an Easter Vacation.  As you can see, God listened.  ;-)  LOL!!!  Well, except for that dumbassed, nappy-headed, liberal Don Imus.

     AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  (...sorry, I couldn't help it.  I LOVE God's sense of humor!!!)

     So, here I am again to rescue my readers from the dipwad miasma of third-grade CRAP the libtards see fit to spew on mankind's myspace on a daily basis.  Teaching the manic brats of the world how to finger-paint MAY NOT have been the best plan, ...ya think?

     Anyway....let's dive into the nappy-headed shit that I've missed in the last week here.  Oh wait...I almost forgot my libtard lurkers.  Yeah, you know, ...the clowns that read my blogs like religion and then make sure that their absurdly infantile "Tyger Hate", "Tyger Healing", and "Kill Tyger NOW!!!" blogs all hit Top Twenty.  ROFL!!!  Dumbassed morons.  You're basically just too stupid to ever get it.

     See, this is how it works with Tyger, ...morons.  You piss me off, I simply go and have a short conversation with God.  Yup.  That's right, just like Neale Donald Walsch.  For example, I got sick and tired of listening to you idiots without a clue about science whine on and on about global warming like low-bred brats on a school bus.  Why, you ask?  Because there is simply no chance that any of you (libtards) can even begin to understand the basic science BEHIND climatology....or anything else for that matter.  Some of us remember what you drug-dealers and whores WERE DOING in Science Class.  "Science" to a Stupid-Fucking-Liberal is a High Times article about growing pot in their closet.  'Nuff said...  ;-)

     And to be honest with you, I don't have the patience to explain basic science to grown adults.  I have more fun watching their own presumptive, ridiculous, and ignorant ideas and choices wipe out any shot at a normal productive life for themselves.  I get a kick out of it.  Like watching some pacifist pour gasoline in their hair and then setting themselves on fire.  I'm weird that way.

     So I talked to God.

    "God, these "children" of yours aren't getting something as basic as weather.  Can I PLEASE have a small demonstration arranged for them that won't freeze their lips to their bong permanently?"

     Ask and ye shall receive, they say.  Well, since I had that little "conversation with God", you idiots have been shoveling snow non-stop to get to your fucking global warming parades.  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  God is a comedian!!!   AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

     Jokes on you.....sucka's.  ;-)

     Or is that, "nappy-headed sucka's"?   AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

     But anyway....you idiot libtards are incapable of getting a point even when it's shoved neatly through the single eye that sits in the middle of your greasy foreheads.  You're that stupid.  So I get to be outrageously entertained by the sound of your stupid teeth chattering out your stupid denial WHILE YOU FREEZE TO DEATH!!!  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  LMAO!!!  I must live right...

     But back to the news.  There have only been two stories that are even worth commenting on this last week.  Nancy Fucking Pelosi and Don Imus.

     Let's do Pelosi first, since I've been warning you guys about this Prozac-Putz for months now.  I'm going to make this brief.  I agree with the Wall Street Journal.  Nancy Fucking Pelosi is guilty of violation of the Logan Act (a felony), should be charged as such, arrested, tried, expelled from the House, and perhaps given some jailtime.  Definitely community service.  She can go pick some grapes or something.

     I'm not joking.  Until you GOOD REPUBLICANS start FREAKING OUT and DEMANDING her head on a pike, she's going to screw you blind.  Word to the wise:  When the rabid, drugged-out, "Grandmommer" jumps on your back and starts beating you with her spatula....you knock the silly bitch OUT and call the cops.

     Good Lord, people!  Get a clue!  This woman is making deals with known terrorists and NO ONE is shutting this idiot bitch DOWN.  DO IT, people!!!  It's YOUR NATION!!!  WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK WHAT THE FUCKING LIBERAL THINKS?   THEY ARE CARD-CARRYING LUNATICS, TRAITORS, AND DEMONS!!!  THESE PEOPLE SUCK THE BRAINS OUT OF BABIES!!!  GET REAL!!!

     Ahem.....coffee break time.  Then send that putz Imus in....he's next.

   

     (sips coffee)

     Don Imus....LOL!!!  What an idiot.  I've never liked Imus.  He's Democrat, he's liberal, he's stupid, he's not funny, and he mumbles into the microphone like a drunk.  Watching other liberals feast on his stupid show's demise like vultures on rotting carrion has had me giggling all week long.

     People compare me to Ann Coulter all the time.  Don't laugh, they do...and it's not because of the amazing similarity of our looks (eyeroll).  Before I even knew who Ann Coulter was people would say to me, "You sound just like Ann Coulter!!!"

     "No I don't.  Ann Coulter sounds just like me, since I have no fucking clue who Ann Coulter IS."

     LOL.....I learned who she was since then.  ;-)

     Anyway, I have to agree with Ann on this one ...again.  It's just too funny watching liberals eviscerate each other.  It validates what we've been saying about their dysfunctional, pervert, racists selves since Day One.

     Liberals are haters, divisive, and racists.  They are the old-time slavers of the south dressed up as hippies.  How long have you guys been hearing me sing this tune?  Uh huh....I thought so.  Watching one libtard DESTROY another libtard's career had me in tears...literally.  Now all these gimpy faggots won't have Imus to listen to anymore!!!  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  The only libtard on the radio who has managed to keep a show going for longer than an election cycle.....has been fired because of "Perma-James" Al Sharpton!!!   (points in libtard face and laughs)  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

     And Imus?  Well, old Don has never been the sharpest pencil in the box, and his response to this nappy-headed fiasco only served to underscore that lack.  First of all.....(LMAO) we are talking about the "perma-perm-reverend" Al Sharpton himself.  Now WHO besides an idiot liberal would take ANYTHING that FREAK has to say seriously?  That was Imus' first tactical error.  Talking to Al Sharpton as if he were anything other than a dumbassed-half-breed-idiot-clown was about as stupid as it gets.  Imus deserved to get roasted for being this dumb.

     But let's consider dear old Sharpton for a second here.  First of all, Al Sharpton is about as black as Osama bin Hussein bin Barak is.  He's a half-breed.  Like me.  Only his half is black and not red.  And big fucking deal.  Michael Jordan is black.  Chris Rock is black.  Al Sharpton is a half-breed.  Deal with it.  Only Al Sharpton and nappy-headed ho's around America even care in the slightest.  Your poor losers who spend your entire life in a box of crayons are so far beyond stupid that we need new words for it.  Maybe "nappy-headed-stupid", eh?

     But Al Sharpton has his own laundry that deserves to be aired a little.

     First of all, like most nappy-headed fools, Mrs. Sharpton couldn't manage to keep her husband around ...OR happy.  According to Al Sharpton and his nappy-headed mama....she was such a devoted and friendly little nappy-headed-ho that Daddy done walked out on them when widdle Al was only ten.  : O

     Uh-huh.  Then why did "Daddy" keep the job, the house, and the two Cadillac's....and "Mama" had to take little Al Barkton to the ghetto?  Eh?  She worked as a "cleaning lady".....OH THE FUCKING HORROR OF IT ALL!!!!  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

     Sounds more like Daddy done gave Mama "das boot" and she hit the curb with a thud.  But feel free to lie to us, Al...you got a bunch of nappy-headed fools that actually listen to you.

     I'm going to go out on a Don-Imus-Limb here and just call Al Sharpton a nappy-headed-liar in print.  How's that?

     Oh wait....his hair is permed.  : O   Dayum....oh nevermind......

     To continue...  Poor widdle Al can't find a friend....or a daddy.  So, (don't ask me HOW) somehow widdle Al hooks up with the Grandfather Of Soul himself, James Brown's, kid or something.

     (spins around and breaks into dance)  WHOOOOOW!!!!  ...Al Feels Good!!!  (dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.....)   : /

     About this time in widdle Al's life, the James Brown perm appears...permanently.  Can we say, "slightly-out-of-touch"?

     Now, this is where things get truly absurd.  However, considering the duration of the average liberal's attention span, not surprising at all.  Does anyone out there KNOW WHY James Brown always wore a perm?

     I didn't think so.  I will assist.  James Brown always wore a perm because he "didn't like ma nappy hair..."

: D

     Break-time.....go ahead and laugh till you cry.  It's well deserved...

   

     So what do we have here?  Well, we have a part-black, fake-reverend idiot who hates his own nappy hair so much that he's been wearing a perm longer than James Brown did (LOL!!!) who gets upset that a mumbling drunk LIBERAL comic (who also made CBS $60,000,000 per year.....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  Oh the pain.....STOP THE PAIN!!!!  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!), who's OWN HAIR is the source of a decade's worth of jokes.... made a comical comment about a bunch of tattooed female basketball players that are desperate to look like Allen Iverson???

     Did I miss anything here???  Only Stupid-Fucking-Liberals can do shit this dumb....I'm serious!!!  LOLOLOL!!!

     You can't write this shit.  Honestly...you can't.  No one would believe you.  Only in real life.

     But, but, but, but.....  There is more.  Believe it or not, there IS something in this story that is EVEN DUMBER than Don Imus OR Al Sharpton.  Observe the epilogue:

     In closing, I'd like to point out that thanks to the stunning wisdom and insight of the Rutger's Women's Basketball Coach....her players will FOREVER be etched in the American consciousness as the "oh yeah, the nappy-headed-ho basketball team", thanks to them all getting on a stage and declaring to the world, "I iz not a nappy-headed ho...I be a perm-headed ho."  Good move there, coach.....reaaaaaaaal slick.  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

     You fucking idiot.

"The Real Father Of Anna Nicole's Baby"

.......and the winner ISSSSSSSSS:

     Sanjaya...???????

: O

   

     AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

   

          AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

   

               Only on Earth, man......ONLY on Earth....

"Oh What A Night"

     "Oh what a night....late December, back in '63...what a very special time for me...."

     ...Oh, hi there!!!  Caught me singing in the shower again, eh?

     Hey, it WAS a night!!!  But not December 1963....I was a toddler then.  Last night.  The Fashion Show my daughter put together.   Man, oh man, oh man...did we ever have fun and you guys got to hear this one.

     Upon arrival, my wife and I were immediately handed fresh Corona's with limes and a plate of steaming shrimp scampi.  I'm thinking, "Okay, this works....so far, so good."

     The girls are all in the dressing room and my daughter is in there with them supervising makeup and putting last minute touches on the choreography.  A few "strangers" come up to me, (all women), and say, "Aren't you Angelesea's father?"

     "Yes...."

     "You have a really beautiful daughter."

     "Why thunk u verry much....."

     LMAO!!!   Nooooooo....I didn't say that.  But boy was I tempted too.  Hehehehehe.....  Damn, I'm bad.

     After some more social circulating and schmoozing around, I discover that the "strangers" are actually the fashion designers themselves.  One of them is the designer for the swimsuit that you guys all see on the cover of Sports Illustrated.  Yup, no shit.

     Once I learn this pertinent fact, I REALLY start schmoozing it up.  I'm turning the conversation into a hot fudge sundae.....and with a cherry on top.  And it's working too...I can see the lights coming on in their eyes.  They LOVE my kid and her models.  And I must admit, my daughter has managed to corral some of the hottest looking girls in Seattle.  Total knockouts....every last one of them.

     For those of you who don't know, "Sang Real" is my daughter and you can view her profile and her stable of models through the picture of her in my Top Friends list.

     So anyway, I'm going over the designers portfolio with her and sharing my marketing ideas with them.  How to promote these shows and her designs.  She's loving it.

     Smoke break time....so we all head out on the sidewalk to talk and puff ciggies.  THEEEEN, I drop the bombshell on the designer.

     "As I'm sure you've already guessed, I'm a hardcore Republican that TOTALLY supports this war on terror, and that's who I see as your un-tapped market.  Soldiers and patriotism." I crank up the volume just enough so that people around us can hear me, "See, these poor cheesedicks don't understand exactly HOW FUN PATRIOTISM IS!!!"

     Bingo....the magic words.

     The designer breaks out in a sheepish grin.  Why?  Cause, like many of you gals out there, she's what I call a "closet Republican".  This is a woman who is Republican, but afraid to share that fact with her peer group for fear of harassment, discrimination, and generally a physical attack on her person or property as well.  Liberals are violent and mean and nearly every Republican knows this first-hand.

     Of course, with a Tyger in front of you roaring his approval of patriotism, there is nothing to fear, so the woman can finally smile broadly, hold up her fist and whisper loudly, "YES!!!!"

    Hehehehehehe!!!

    So we put together a deal and my daughter's models will be modeling her Sports Illustrated swimsuits exclusively!!!   Yaaaaaay!!!

     Okay, that done, I move onto other technical aspects....like is this club big enough for the crowds of screaming patriots I'm going to fill it with?  So I start asking questions of the employee's and the bartenders, "Hey, what's your capacity in this place?"

     50.....no, 250.....noooo, 300.  Oh hell, let me go ask the manager.  Well, he doesn't know either.  Yeah, definitely 300.

     These guys are all over the place.  LOL!!!  And I'm laughing my ass off inside, biting my tongue and desperately restraining myself from making fun of their inability to perceive what is going on around them.  Why, you ask?  Well, I'm asking all these employee's this question while standing underneath the front entryway door that has a sign above it that reads, "Maximum Occupancy: 94".

     LOLOLOLOL!!!!

     Okay, so they need help....but who doesn't these days.  Thank your public school teachers for performance like this.  Now back to the Fashion Show.

     So, now that we've established that the owner is paying off the Fire Marshall (LOLOL!!!) I go back inside and check on the girls.  The place is getting packed, people are drinking and waiting for the show to begin.  But....there's no girls.  Where are the models?

     I head to the dressing room.

     Inside the dressing room, it's Panic City.  My daughter is talking a mile-a-minute with the guy running the music, and the girls are all dressed up in the first line's outfits and standing in line, ready to hit the runway and start strutting.  The rest of the models are in various states of getting dressed, last minute make-up and hair touches, etc., etc.  If you've never seen the backstage of a fashion show, it's quite the chaotic scene.  Imagine a girls locker room in the middle of a Fire Alarm drill.  LOL!!!

     So I approach my daughter, "Hey, people are waiting out there, let's get this show on the road here...what's the hold-up?"

     "The M.C. isn't here yet...."

     "What?  There's no M.C.?"

     "Nope."

     "Write down the line-up and number of models and give me the damn microphone....I'll do it."

     : D

     So THAT'S how Tyger ended up in the sound cage doing the M.C. work for the Fashion Show.  LOLOL!!!  What a night.....

     Apparently I did okay, there was lots of applause and no glitches, and everyone seemed pleased and happy with it.  I worked the crowd pretty heavy after the show, pressing flesh and inviting everyone back and to bring their friends.  Judging by the responses, I think it was a hit.

    The only problem that happened the entire evening was a boyfriend-girlfriend argument outside of the club on the sidewalk.  The gal was one of the models, and was crying up a storm while the boyfriend yelled at her.  I walked by and the guy started yelling at me!!!  ....LOL!!!  Oppppth...

     "Hey, man, we're just having a personal conversation here and don't need any help!!!"

     I respond, "So what?  What the fuck did I say to you?  I'm walking down the street here and you start talking to me like I've said something to you.  What the hell is your problem, dude?"

      He goes on, "Blah, blah, blah, blah...and just who the hell are you?"

     Obviously, this poor young man is judging me by the length of my hair and not the gleam in my eye.  Oppppth....  Meanwhile, the girl is still crying and sniffling behind him but beginning to regain some of her composure.

     "Well, look here, son.  I'm a decorated United States Navy veteran and I'm not going to put up with your horseshit or lack of respect....are we clear?"

     Uh-oh....decision-time for angry-young-man.  : O  What to do, what to do??

     Now I'm in his face and he's getting his first real look at my eyes.  His attitude does a quick about-face.  "Hey, look man, I'm sorry.  You're a better man than I am, and I'm sorry."

     "That's okay, man.  Just cool your jets, don't embarrass the lady, and stow the attitude.  Everyone is here to have a good time.  Ya dig?"

     "Yeah man, you're right."

     Then he shakes my hand and quietly goes back inside.  Problem solved.  My daughter's fiance and his friend were expecting a drunken brawl I think.  LOL!!!   Nawwwwww....situation well under control.  He just needed some fatherly advice, that's all.

     Other than that.....everything went off like a well scripted rehearsal.  Hell, I even got on the walkway and showed some of the girls how to do a parade reverse march.  I'll have them doing parade chain-steps in no time!!!  LOL!!!  They were loving it and marching around all over the place!!!

     And my daughter?  Well, she was the one who wowed everyone.  Only twenty one years old and planned the whole thing by herself, recruited the swimsuit designer's that made the cover of Sport's Illustrated for the show, then actually pulled it off (and all in only ONE week's time), THEN adapted and overcame all the problems that came up....AND delivered a top-notch New York style fashion show to Seattle!!!   She is her father's daughter for sure.  No doubt whatsoever!!!  Woooooo Hoooooo, Angelesea!!!  You go girl!!!

     And of course, it's a regular gig now with much, much more to come.  : )

     I TOLD YOU GUYS that all the hot girls are Republicans!!!!  AHAHAHAHA!!!  They LOVED IT!!!! 

     SEE, PATRIOTISM IS FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

     WOOOOOOO   HOOOOOO!!!!!

"Everyone Has One...Here's Mine"

     It happens.  And I mean to everyone.

     People get busy and you have to set your normal schedule aside temporarily.  Well, at least I do.  But, then again, I tend to live my life according to my own desires, wants, and needs and not some cheesedick's opinion or schedule.

     That in mind....I'll freely confess.  I've been guilty of "felony-non-blogging" and "misdemeanor attempts at ignoring my audience's Tyger Addiction".

     There, I did it.  I admitted a wrong.  : D

     But, but, but.....  I have an excuse.

     Yup, everyone has one ...and here's mine.  See, I had a great reason to be remiss from my keyboard.  I was busy being wined and dined by my daughter, her fiance, and my wife.  (Okay, okay,....the wife is a credit.  They were really wining and dining the two of us.)

     We took a couple of bottles of good Australian Syrah with us, and all went for a hike deep into the Olympic Mountains.  My daughter's fiance had just given us four expensive crystal goblets from Austria as a "house warming gift", so I packed them in bubble wrap and took them up as well to contain the red elixir.  He took pics, I found a dead moose, and I lectured them all on politics and personal ethics while we strolled through God's Garden.  We toasted to Life, to God, to Honesty, Integrity, and to Wars and Winning Them.  Totally sublime moments.

     Then....they dragged us off to Olympia and a seven-course sushi dinner.  It's one of the few foods that I'd never managed to eat before, so it was a culinary surprise, and a rather pleasant one at that.  Needless to say, albacore better swim fast when Tyg is around now.  Those bastards are TASTY!!!  And the Umagi sold me completely.  Delicious fare!!!  The entire extravaganza was topped off with two jugs of piping hot Sake (rice wine), and I made such a fuss over the food that the chef just kept making these little delicacies and bringing them over to the table.  Sushi bowls with mint and sassafras in it....sushi in a "flower bouquet" made from fish skin and topped off with flying fish roe!!!   Food as an art-form!!!  DELICIOUS!!!

     I had no clue...

     Theeeeeeen......they packed me and mama in the car and took us off to a movie.  We saw "300", the movie that is making liberals swallow bile and has dirtbag moslem terrorists and their supporters all pissed off.

     It's a true historical story about King Leonidas and how he took 300 Spartans and utterly destroyed Iranian King Darius's faggot army of queerbaits.  It TOTALLY DEMONSTRATED how barbaric, evil, and STUPID Persians have been THROUGHOUT HISTORY.  LOL!!!  I thoroughly enjoyed it.  Although my daughter had to go "Shhhhhh" on two occasions when I just blurted out something that was clear and plain to the naked eye, but totally out-of-line to politically correct, spineless, retarded liberal weenies.

     The first time I saw the Persian King Darius on the screen, I exclaimed out-loud, "Good Lord, he looks like a fucking faggot!!!"

     LOL!!!  (Well....he DOES!!!)

     I thought my daughter and my wife were going to choke....

     Then there was the scene at the end of the movie where the liberal-traitor Spartan politician screws the King's wife, lies to the government and the people, blames the King for the King's victories, calls the King's victories "a disaster", and refuses to send the King any re-enforcements while he fights the Faggot Fairy King Darius and his Iranian queer fighters.  I blurted out, "Huh....this guy must be the goddamn Democrat."

     My daughter looked at me like I'd just stood up and said the "N" word in the middle of the theater.  LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

     Fuck em....

     LOL!!!  Political Correctness At The Movies by Tyger.  ;-)

     So anyway, the kids snapped off some pics, and I'm posting them on the profile...(my daughter made threats to my health and well-being if I don't... : /)...so take a peek at Tyger, his daughter, and his gorgeous wife (who shall STILL remain nameless as fucking felony dirtbag liberals use information like that to commit crimes with...and then lie about it.  This is my way of preventing untimely liberal demise due to stupid behavior choices on their part regarding Tyger and his clan.  She has strict instructions that liberals are NOT ALLOWED to even know who she is...her word for them is "vermin".  Hey, it's not my call, dirtbags...your fucked up world-view and behavior burns bridges right and left that you morons didn't even know existed.) 

     To be a liberal is to be a fucking idiot dirtbag...such is life.

     So take a close look and see firsthand the rewards and benefits of living your life right....doing the right thing....having integrity, honor, perseverance, and being one tough son-of-a-bitch.

;-)

     You little feminized, faggot liberal boys and girls can just eat your heart out now and go play with your genital warts.  I earned my rewards.  What the hell have YOU clowns earned.....eh?  LOL!!!  I've seen the tramps, sluts, druggies, and social deviants that you idiots date and bed down with.  It's no wonder your bodies are falling apart like a diseased queer mummy.  (Now THERE'S a topic for the next liberal Hollyweird blockbuster......queer monsters!!!   AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!)

   

     "By their deeds ye shall know them....."    ;-)

"Pelosi Lied: Peace Talks Died"

     I Tooooooooold You Soooooooo.....

     I used to live near this idiot's district.  I told you guys how blatantly stupid Nancy Pelosi is.  I told you to expect moronic stunts like this from her.  Some of you have said that Nancy Pelosi is "dangerous".  No she's not.  She's about as dangerous as a cockroach...meaning that her two greatest talents are survivability and the incredible ability to annoy a person on sight.  Oh, .....excepting other cockroaches that is.  (winks at the liberals)

     Hillary Clinton is dangerous.  Osama bin Barak is dangerous.  Diane Feinstein is dangerous.  Charles Schumer is dangerous.  Harry Reid is exceedingly dangerous.  Charles Rangel is dangerous.  But Nancy Pelosi???   Nawwwww.  Nancy is part of the Barbara Boxer-John Kerry-Maxine Walters Clown Circus.  These types of Democrats are more stupid than they are dangerous.  They CONSTANTLY are screwing up basic parts of their jobs, CONSTANTLY "not knowing" the basic rules of being an elected representative, and CONSTANTLY putting up stupid, dumb, and obscure laws which never see the President's desk.  Like I said, ...cockroaches.

     However, enough cockroaches and the place becomes unfit for human habitation.  Such is the case with Congress and the Screecher-of-the-House today.

     To wit:  Nancy Pelosi is SO FUCKING INCOMPETENT and obviously out-of-touch with the real world that she actually EXPECTED (and without a second thought either...lol) the Prime Minister of Israel to go along with her Prozac-induced, "I'm-a-Grandmommer-and-ze-most-powerful-voman-in-ze-vorld" charade.

     The White House TOLD HER not to go to Syria.  Idiot-Fucking-Bitch didn't listen.  Then, Idiot-Fucking-Bitch claims (more Democrap charades - their stock-in-trade) that she has a "Peace Message" from the Prime Minister of Israel to Syria's dictator, Assad.  The White House groans.....Karl Rove breaks out into a rap dance (he can see the eggs splattering on Pelosi's ugly face before the rest of us can, I guess)....and the government of Israel goes into Full-Blown Panic Mode.  The Democrap Lie-Machine Goes Global!!!

 

     "What fucking peace message?  Did you give her some peace message to take to Syria?"

     "No....I told her that Syria is a supporter of terrorism, Hezbollah, and a member of the Axis of Evil..."

     "Well, what fucking peace message is she blathering on about then?"

     "I have no idea.  Although she did seem to be lost in her own little world while we talked.  Which, by the way, reminds me, ...do you know who "the Cheshire Cat" is, ...and why do caterpillars smoke hookahs?"

     "Alright, ENOUGH!!!  These fucking American Democrat idiots!  Schedule a press conference..."

   

     Good job there, Nancy.  Reaaaaaal smooth there, lady.  Real smooth...

     Hell...even the Syrians saw right through Pelosi's Democrap Bullshit and Lies:

  "There was a feeling this visit had more to do with domestic politics than us. If she isn't going to be very different from Bush, then why did she come?" asked Jihad Yaziji in The Syria Report.

     (Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!!!   Stop the pain!!!! STOP the pain!!!   AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)

     (overheard Pelosi comment to her senior advisor)  "I thought he said Fraxis of Sleigh Bells....."

: /

     Anyone here know Harry-Potter-Speak?  Me and the Doc don't.  If you do, I suggest you contact Israeli Prime Minister Ohlmert and clear this little ..."multiculturalism-miscommunication-detail" up.  Don't forget your Lewis Carroll dictionary.

     LMAO!!!!  You insufferably STUPID GRANDMOMMER!!!!   AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

     Now you have all the credibility of a babbling mental patient!!!   AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

     Bet they just can't wait for Nancy to visit the Middle East again.  What WILL she bring them next time? 

     "Oh, I've just had the most marvelous conversation with Israel and Syria.   We're going to start a "wine-grape-exchange-project" that will usher in a new era of peace, diplomacy, AND a new flavor of wine for me to swill while I chant "Mirror, mirror, on the wall...who's the most powerful Grandmommer of them all?"

     Good grief...  (LOL) 

     So let's add up the tally on Pelosi's dumbassed, ill-conceived, and utterly pointless (except for the fact that it exposed to the world what idiot, emotionally-stunted children Democrats are) Middle East visits.

     1)  First "fact-finding" trip the only thing she said to the American people was about the bird that got in her house while she was gone.

     2)  Second "Democrap Diplomacy" mission she announces a peace initiative that she has literally made up in her own schizo head.  Then she took her psychotic fantasy delusions and went public with them!!!  (AHAHAHAHAHA!!!  I can't help it...)  THEN she creates a situation where the government of Israel HAS TO TELL THE WHOLE WORLD...that Nancy Pelosi is not only a bald-faced liar.....but too stupid to understand basic diplomacy as well.

     Meanwhile, back at the Man-Bear-Pig Global Warming Crime Watch.....Nancy just created more pollution running around looking like a fucking idiot, than 20 Americans do in a whole year.  I think this qualifies her for a nice long lengthy sentence in the "Greenpeace Gulag" that the liberals want to throw Republicans into.  (reference THAT story yourselves....lol.....it's a kicker....the thumbnail is that Gore followed a guy onstage who had just proposed "internment camps for global warming deniers"....lol, good job, Al......good job.....damn idiots.)

     I'm sorry, folks.  I know some of your are hopping mad over this twit's actions.  I'm not.  I'm laughing my ass off.  Pelosi just did irreparable damage to the Democrats reputation on the world's stage.  What a gift.  Now every single journalist WILL BE FORCED....(giggles)....to CHECK THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE'S SOURCES!!!!   AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

     Note To Readers:  THIS is what happens when you elect morons who's world-view is defined by sub-normal-Oprah-horseshit.  LOLOLOLOL!!!!  AHAHAHAHA!!!  "Run, Oprah.....Ruuuun!!!!"   AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

     (wipes tear from one good eye...)

     Good Lord....what's next?  "Pelosi Negotiates Peace With Martians"?

     Congratulations, Nancy Pelosi.  You just made a total laughing stock out of yourself and your stupid out-of-touch party.  LOL!!!  I couldn't have scripted it better myself, you dumb-old-broken-down-hag.  LOLOL!!!!

     "Peace By Pelosi Goes Poof!!!"   AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

     Dumb bitch......so how's all that "stay-at-home-mom" experience and qualifications working out for you in the international diplomatic arena.....eh, Grandmommer???  You just became an Official Joke.  Nice job...

     Out-of-talent, out-of-comprehension, out-of-touch, out-of-control, ...and completely out-of-her-mind.

     ......and the band plays on.