"Everyone Has One...Here's Mine"

     It happens.  And I mean to everyone.

     People get busy and you have to set your normal schedule aside temporarily.  Well, at least I do.  But, then again, I tend to live my life according to my own desires, wants, and needs and not some cheesedick's opinion or schedule.

     That in mind....I'll freely confess.  I've been guilty of "felony-non-blogging" and "misdemeanor attempts at ignoring my audience's Tyger Addiction".

     There, I did it.  I admitted a wrong.  : D

     But, but, but.....  I have an excuse.

     Yup, everyone has one ...and here's mine.  See, I had a great reason to be remiss from my keyboard.  I was busy being wined and dined by my daughter, her fiance, and my wife.  (Okay, okay,....the wife is a credit.  They were really wining and dining the two of us.)

     We took a couple of bottles of good Australian Syrah with us, and all went for a hike deep into the Olympic Mountains.  My daughter's fiance had just given us four expensive crystal goblets from Austria as a "house warming gift", so I packed them in bubble wrap and took them up as well to contain the red elixir.  He took pics, I found a dead moose, and I lectured them all on politics and personal ethics while we strolled through God's Garden.  We toasted to Life, to God, to Honesty, Integrity, and to Wars and Winning Them.  Totally sublime moments.

     Then....they dragged us off to Olympia and a seven-course sushi dinner.  It's one of the few foods that I'd never managed to eat before, so it was a culinary surprise, and a rather pleasant one at that.  Needless to say, albacore better swim fast when Tyg is around now.  Those bastards are TASTY!!!  And the Umagi sold me completely.  Delicious fare!!!  The entire extravaganza was topped off with two jugs of piping hot Sake (rice wine), and I made such a fuss over the food that the chef just kept making these little delicacies and bringing them over to the table.  Sushi bowls with mint and sassafras in it....sushi in a "flower bouquet" made from fish skin and topped off with flying fish roe!!!   Food as an art-form!!!  DELICIOUS!!!

     I had no clue...

     Theeeeeeen......they packed me and mama in the car and took us off to a movie.  We saw "300", the movie that is making liberals swallow bile and has dirtbag moslem terrorists and their supporters all pissed off.

     It's a true historical story about King Leonidas and how he took 300 Spartans and utterly destroyed Iranian King Darius's faggot army of queerbaits.  It TOTALLY DEMONSTRATED how barbaric, evil, and STUPID Persians have been THROUGHOUT HISTORY.  LOL!!!  I thoroughly enjoyed it.  Although my daughter had to go "Shhhhhh" on two occasions when I just blurted out something that was clear and plain to the naked eye, but totally out-of-line to politically correct, spineless, retarded liberal weenies.

     The first time I saw the Persian King Darius on the screen, I exclaimed out-loud, "Good Lord, he looks like a fucking faggot!!!"

     LOL!!!  (Well....he DOES!!!)

     I thought my daughter and my wife were going to choke....

     Then there was the scene at the end of the movie where the liberal-traitor Spartan politician screws the King's wife, lies to the government and the people, blames the King for the King's victories, calls the King's victories "a disaster", and refuses to send the King any re-enforcements while he fights the Faggot Fairy King Darius and his Iranian queer fighters.  I blurted out, "Huh....this guy must be the goddamn Democrat."

     My daughter looked at me like I'd just stood up and said the "N" word in the middle of the theater.  LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

     Fuck em....

     LOL!!!  Political Correctness At The Movies by Tyger.  ;-)

     So anyway, the kids snapped off some pics, and I'm posting them on the profile...(my daughter made threats to my health and well-being if I don't... : /)...so take a peek at Tyger, his daughter, and his gorgeous wife (who shall STILL remain nameless as fucking felony dirtbag liberals use information like that to commit crimes with...and then lie about it.  This is my way of preventing untimely liberal demise due to stupid behavior choices on their part regarding Tyger and his clan.  She has strict instructions that liberals are NOT ALLOWED to even know who she is...her word for them is "vermin".  Hey, it's not my call, dirtbags...your fucked up world-view and behavior burns bridges right and left that you morons didn't even know existed.) 

     To be a liberal is to be a fucking idiot dirtbag...such is life.

     So take a close look and see firsthand the rewards and benefits of living your life right....doing the right thing....having integrity, honor, perseverance, and being one tough son-of-a-bitch.

;-)

     You little feminized, faggot liberal boys and girls can just eat your heart out now and go play with your genital warts.  I earned my rewards.  What the hell have YOU clowns earned.....eh?  LOL!!!  I've seen the tramps, sluts, druggies, and social deviants that you idiots date and bed down with.  It's no wonder your bodies are falling apart like a diseased queer mummy.  (Now THERE'S a topic for the next liberal Hollyweird blockbuster......queer monsters!!!   AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!)

   

     "By their deeds ye shall know them....."    ;-)