I am not an alarmist. I am not the boy that cries "Wolf". I am the man that cries "Liberal!!!", "Dirtbag Traitors!!!", and "Feminized Metrosexual Pussies!!!"....but not "wolf".
To the contrary, much of my writing is spent de-bunking absurd and lunatic liberal ideas, schizophrenic conspiracy theories, and anti-human world-views. I'm simply NOT the guy to freak out and start screaming that the sky is falling.
However, I am also a diligent student of various prophecies, and have even published on the topic. Some of you have heard this before. Bear with me.
When considering all the various prophecies concerning "end times", whether you are viewing Nostradamus, Revelation, the Mayan calendar.....whatever your personal choice and pleasure is, there are several things that they ALL agree on. Three things actually. 1) A huge comet appears in the night sky. 2) A massive earthquake happens that devastates many urban areas. And 3) Global starvation and disease sweep the globe, killing off approximately 2.5 billion people.
Okay. Let's take a closer look here and see how feasible this stuff really is. First off, the comet. Okay, that's very plausible, as we are constantly identifying new heavenly bodies and getting surprised by them. Very do-able.
Secondly....a giant earthquake. Again, no-brainer here...we have ample evidence of Earth going through massive earthquakes now and again....it happens and we know it. Again, very do-able.
Now we get to the biggie. Mass starvation. As a pragmatic, practical man, I always had a real hard time with this one. Earthquakes, wars, ...you name it, and it STILL doesn't disrupt global food production. Supply can be easily interdicted, but never for very long. The black market is the black market and will ALWAYS be the black market. As long as food is available, people will eat....regardless of the cost. Only when the farms fail and the food literally disappears do they starve on that scale. Now this is NOT very do-able. At all. There are only a few sets of circumstances that would adversely affect global food production to the level that would induce global starvation. Nuclear winter would be one of them, but a small amount of thinking and one realizes that the chance of nuclear winter happening, even from a "hot" war with ALL of Islam...is slim to none. There aren't going to be any fleets of ICBM's from Russia and America dropping hundreds of bombs on continents, and that's what it would take.
So I've always had an issue with the mass starvation prophecy. It simply didn't seem very plausible. However....there is something that I DID NOT account for and DID NOT see coming that would most definitely result in the starvation of about half of the species.
I first saw this item last autumn. About the same time that the fucking Democrap traitors won the Congress by the slimmest of margins. I went, "Hmmmmm", and decided that there wasn't enough data to form any conclusions and to wait and see. After all, it was fall and winter was right around the corner.
"What the hell is Tyger talking about now", you say?
Well, ...the bees. They are gone. Poof!!! Gone!!! Later!!! Hit The Road and DEAD!!!
Yup.
For those of you that don't know, well over half (70% on the east coast....60% in California) of America's honeybee populations, ...are gone. They have literally disappeared overnight. And now they are disappearing from European hives as well. And this has ALL OCCURRED in the last six months.
We....are....fucked.
I will explain.
You see, LOOOOOOONG before Jesus.....LOOOOONG before Abraham, Moses.....LOOOOONG before Buddha, Mohammed, or any other so-called founder of ANY of this planet's religions, the ancients worshiped....bees.
That's right. Excavations in Sumeria and ancient Egyptian tombs have discovered literally thousands and thousands of cast, carved, and otherwise configured....bees. Entire rooms full of bee jewelry. Perhaps the ancients understood something that we do not? On the other hand, back then a bitch like Rosie O'Donnell wouldn't get a microphone, a TV camera, and a million-dollar contract. She'd get five large knuckles in her fat mouth. So life has changed here on Earth for the two-legged dude.
For those of you who have never given it any real or deep thought, I'll explain. "Life On Earth" is an exercise of detail, intricacy, and co-dependency. It is complex in the extreme, and all species depend heavily on the behavior and actions (or in-actions, as the case may be) of other species. Not only this, but all life on Earth bears a very, VERY complex and intricate relationship with what we consider to be non-animate matter. Chemistry, proteins, electro-magnetic fields, etc., etc., etc. The list goes on and on and on.
Well, you have co-dependency and then you have CO-DEPENDENCY. Some things rely heavier on a certain element or dynamic than others. Such is the case with the innocent little honeybee.
Biologists will tell you that the honeybee cannot fly. And it's true. On paper, bees can't fly. They are too heavy and their wings are too stubby. But they do. Bees can do things that no other creature on Earth can do. Watch a beehive some afternoon. Or watch a bee hard at work in the middle of a spring blossom. You may get it.
Honeybees are also responsible for the pollination of 70% of mankind's plant foods.
Yup. And OVER HALF of them .....are dead and gone. FOLKS, THIS WILL INDUCE GLOBAL STARVATION!!! And quickly. As in about two years time. Certain areas and cultures will simply starve to death and possibly disappear entirely. You can say "goodbye" to India, the Middle East, Africa, some parts of Europe, and South and Central America. If the honeybees don't come back very soon, those areas will become Dead Zones for human beings.
Now the obvious question everyone is asking is "Why?" Well, as it turns out, we may have an answer.
I've known beekeepers for decades. Professional beekeepers have known for years that bees hate power lines. Hives that are near a power-line are always smaller, less productive, and less robust. In some cases, they will abandon the hive altogether. Well, it turns out that some independent researchers have discovered a rather "unusual" phenomenon regarding the bees. They tried a very inexpensive and easily performed experiment.
They turned a cellphone on and put it near a beehive.
The bees ALL left. Instantly...Immediately...and Permanently. They DID NOT come back. Even when the cellphone was turned off and removed.
I won't insult my readers by pulling an Al Gore-libtard stunt and start speculating with such a paucity of data available. Unlike the average libtard idiot, I don't care to hear my ancestors constantly rolling in their graves. I'll let all the usual geeks fill in those blanks in their "blogs to come". (eyeroll)
What I AM saying is that without those bees......you can forget it. You can't GROW food that will support any real group of people. No pollination means no veggies or fruit. What grew hundreds now will only grow a few straggly looking things.
Einstein once said that without bees, homo sapien has about four years of life here on Earth.
Albert was 100% correct on that one.
So while the Man-Bear-Pig person is wailing on and on about global warming in the middle of the coldest winter in recent memory.....the bees all died, and there is no time for any potential solution to be implemented. The crops are facing a 50% pollination rate this spring. That's a TON less food.
On the other hand, studies show that prolific cellphone use kills brain cells and that America and Europe are facing the prospect of millions and millions of people who are teenagers today....developing senility in their early thirties.
So...still want to blab on and on and on like a brainless, fucked-up-twit-without-a-clue, not pay any attention to reality, not listen to your wiser betters, and CONTINUE TO FUCK THIS PLANET UP???!!!!
Consider for a moment the macabre irony of mankind starving to death because brainless fucking morons HAD TO BLAB ENDLESSLY on their goddamn cellphones...and the whole time worrying about white-male-caused global warming, white-male-caused nuclear war, white-male-caused racism, white-male-caused my-brain-is-rotting-because-they-invented-my-cellphone-too.
Ugh....
Although, on reflection, there may be a solution to this bee-less problem we are suddenly confronted with. Yup. You KNOW that Tyger ALWAYS has a solution to the problem. Well, here's mine...
: D
It's a sad, yet undeniably true fact that we now have enough homosexuals in America that we actually could dress them all up in Saturday Night Live-like bee costumes and send them out in the fields to sniff flowers and pollinate our farms for us... and all the while rampantly screwing each other in the butt and forming new and interesting interpersonal relationships!!! : D
Think about it...it would give the homosexuals a chance to create something in life besides a virus!!! They could "participate in procreative life" once again. Okay, okay, so it's at a plant level of procreation, ...but a fag has to start SOMEWHERE, don't they?
Hey, ....don't laugh. It's a thought. Think "Tiny Tim" and "Tiptoe Through The Tulips". "The Queer Eye For The Pollinating Guy". This could be a very useful social solution and give our queers something to do with all that free time on their hands that they spend making costumes for their gay pride parades. They ARE SO CONCERNED about saving the planet.....right? Well, here's the "Big Homo Chance". "Bee A Queen For Mankind!!!". "Sniffing Flowers Saves Earth!!!"
Seriously....
Tell Bruce "goodbye". Get off the cellphone, put the bee costume on, AND GET YOUR NOSE IN THOSE DAMN FLOWERS!!!
It could be the Queer Special Purpose....
They always WANTED to be the "Queen Bee"...didn't they???
LOLOL!!!! Okay, okay....I'll stop. I'm sorry, but Extinction Level Events put me in hysterics.
Yeah right.... : /
You idiots sowed the wind. I hear a whirlwind on the horizon.
And it sounds mean......very mean.
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