"'Famous Liberal Parenting Lines' for $200, please, Alex."
"You're an ungrateful little pig!!!"
(ugly, destitute, lesbian myspace blogger who hasn't brushed her hair or teeth in a month hits the buzzer first)
"That'd be 'What Alec Baldwin said to Rosie O'Donnell in the front seat of his car after after he asked for improper sexual favors from Ms. O'Donnell."
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"Ummm, no, Leech-Face-Bitch, that's not correct. Tyger?"
"That's 'Terms Of Baldwin Endearment For His Daughter', Alex."
"That's correct, Tyger!!! Your category?"
Yes, folks. It's that anal, that stupid, that comical....and that sad. This is the world that liberals have bequeathed to us. "Weirdo World"..."Planet Pussy"..."As The Butt-Cheek Turns"..."The Land That Sanity Forgot"....take your fucking pick.
Ugh....
I HATE having to lecture SFL's (Tyger-speak for 'Stupid Fucking Liberals') on parenting. I do. You see, I KNOW how liberals end up with a live-born child. It's one reason they hate me so much, I know all about their dark little pervert secrets. Emotionally stunted, purposefully stupid deviants that never bothered to grow up have ZERO business attempting to be a parent. The simple process overwhelms them....like most anything beyond the complexity of a protest sign does. I will explain...
See, the only way a liberal becomes a parent in the first place is that they got so drunk at the gang-bang that they puked all over the magic-markered directions to the abortion clinic they'd drawn in preparation of the evening's festivities on their putrid abdomen.
Or, when the tired old womb has out-lived it's intended design by the time you are 26 years old from banging the entire town of Peoria, Illinois every Friday night, you can park your SUV in there now, and you use patching plaster to cover up all the notch-marks carved into your shoulders....you adopt. See: Madonna, and an entire "host" of "ladies with high morals" just like her.
You think I jest??? Ask a liberal parent about it sometime and observe the shame and embarrassment in their eyes.
"LOOK!!! I use permanent magic markers now. It'll never happen again..."
Uh-huh....
Let us not forget that these are the people who hang upside down like bats and then have a dog lick their child's genitals. To a liberal (and Rosie O'Donnell)....this is "responsible parenting".
But enough of the fluff. I have a message for Mr. Baldwin.
Alec, quit acting like a spoiled rotten, drunken Irish brat.....you moron. I have daughters. One is grown and respects me like you can only dream about....moron. Guess what, (moron)? I NEVER called her a "little pig". Never. I've called her "spoiled brat". I've called her "ungrateful brat". I've even called her "you LITTLE SHIT!!!"
But "pig"????
Alec? Are you a homosexual? Seriously... Because ANY normal non-metrosexualized male KNOWS that if you call your own daughter a "pig"....not only is it a reflection on your own bovine genetics, but your daughter IS NEVER going to forgive you for that. Moron. LOLOLOL!!!!
Poor, poor, poor widdle Alec. He can't find a hit show, he can't find an audience, he can't find a job, and now he can't find his daughter. Baldwin is one of those loser assholes that is only one whiskey away from becoming a VT Cho. Look in his eyes. They are the eyes of a violent drunk. Ryan O'Neil had the same eyes. Abusive and violent, and in Alec's case, blindly stupid as well.
Alec thought he was an "action hero", but he got too fat for any real role. Alec thought he was a dramatic actor, but no one in the audience bought his fake sincerity. Alec thought he was a comic, but the laughs he got were all of the nervous variety. There is only one role that suits Alec Baldwin well. Gangster Boss. He plays that one like he was born for the role. Perhaps he was. LOL!!!
To continue:
You dumb, stupid, drunken Irish bastard. There are only three things that you NEVER call ANY woman if you ever want her respect, ....and I don't care WHO they are. And you just called your daughter one of them. What a stupid fucking geek you are. All that damn money and you can't even buy a single ounce of common sense or respect!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOLOLOL!!!! The joke's on you....asshole!!!
Take a peek at my daughter sometime...you jerkoff. THAT'S how you do it. And it wasn't that damn hard...
(chuckles)
Word to the wise, Democrap Douchebag Daddy....next time around try growing up yourself before you put a few brats on the ground. Eh?
You fucking putz....LOLOLOL!!!!
Liberals are so damn stupid they'd screw up a good wet dream.
"You ungrateful little pig...."
Good grief...
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