I Tooooooooold You Soooooooo.....
I used to live near this idiot's district. I told you guys how blatantly stupid Nancy Pelosi is. I told you to expect moronic stunts like this from her. Some of you have said that Nancy Pelosi is "dangerous". No she's not. She's about as dangerous as a cockroach...meaning that her two greatest talents are survivability and the incredible ability to annoy a person on sight. Oh, .....excepting other cockroaches that is. (winks at the liberals)
Hillary Clinton is dangerous. Osama bin Barak is dangerous. Diane Feinstein is dangerous. Charles Schumer is dangerous. Harry Reid is exceedingly dangerous. Charles Rangel is dangerous. But Nancy Pelosi??? Nawwwww. Nancy is part of the Barbara Boxer-John Kerry-Maxine Walters Clown Circus. These types of Democrats are more stupid than they are dangerous. They CONSTANTLY are screwing up basic parts of their jobs, CONSTANTLY "not knowing" the basic rules of being an elected representative, and CONSTANTLY putting up stupid, dumb, and obscure laws which never see the President's desk. Like I said, ...cockroaches.
However, enough cockroaches and the place becomes unfit for human habitation. Such is the case with Congress and the Screecher-of-the-House today.
To wit: Nancy Pelosi is SO FUCKING INCOMPETENT and obviously out-of-touch with the real world that she actually EXPECTED (and without a second thought either...lol) the Prime Minister of Israel to go along with her Prozac-induced, "I'm-a-Grandmommer-and-ze-most-powerful-voman-in-ze-vorld" charade.
The White House TOLD HER not to go to Syria. Idiot-Fucking-Bitch didn't listen. Then, Idiot-Fucking-Bitch claims (more Democrap charades - their stock-in-trade) that she has a "Peace Message" from the Prime Minister of Israel to Syria's dictator, Assad. The White House groans.....Karl Rove breaks out into a rap dance (he can see the eggs splattering on Pelosi's ugly face before the rest of us can, I guess)....and the government of Israel goes into Full-Blown Panic Mode. The Democrap Lie-Machine Goes Global!!!
"What fucking peace message? Did you give her some peace message to take to Syria?"
"No....I told her that Syria is a supporter of terrorism, Hezbollah, and a member of the Axis of Evil..."
"Well, what fucking peace message is she blathering on about then?"
"I have no idea. Although she did seem to be lost in her own little world while we talked. Which, by the way, reminds me, ...do you know who "the Cheshire Cat" is, ...and why do caterpillars smoke hookahs?"
"Alright, ENOUGH!!! These fucking American Democrat idiots! Schedule a press conference..."
Good job there, Nancy. Reaaaaaal smooth there, lady. Real smooth...
Hell...even the Syrians saw right through Pelosi's Democrap Bullshit and Lies:
"There was a feeling this visit had more to do with domestic politics than us. If she isn't going to be very different from Bush, then why did she come?" asked Jihad Yaziji in The Syria Report.
(Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!!! Stop the pain!!!! STOP the pain!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)
(overheard Pelosi comment to her senior advisor) "I thought he said Fraxis of Sleigh Bells....."
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Anyone here know Harry-Potter-Speak? Me and the Doc don't. If you do, I suggest you contact Israeli Prime Minister Ohlmert and clear this little ..."multiculturalism-miscommunication-detail" up. Don't forget your Lewis Carroll dictionary.
LMAO!!!! You insufferably STUPID GRANDMOMMER!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Now you have all the credibility of a babbling mental patient!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Bet they just can't wait for Nancy to visit the Middle East again. What WILL she bring them next time?
"Oh, I've just had the most marvelous conversation with Israel and Syria. We're going to start a "wine-grape-exchange-project" that will usher in a new era of peace, diplomacy, AND a new flavor of wine for me to swill while I chant "Mirror, mirror, on the wall...who's the most powerful Grandmommer of them all?"
Good grief... (LOL)
So let's add up the tally on Pelosi's dumbassed, ill-conceived, and utterly pointless (except for the fact that it exposed to the world what idiot, emotionally-stunted children Democrats are) Middle East visits.
1) First "fact-finding" trip the only thing she said to the American people was about the bird that got in her house while she was gone.
2) Second "Democrap Diplomacy" mission she announces a peace initiative that she has literally made up in her own schizo head. Then she took her psychotic fantasy delusions and went public with them!!! (AHAHAHAHAHA!!! I can't help it...) THEN she creates a situation where the government of Israel HAS TO TELL THE WHOLE WORLD...that Nancy Pelosi is not only a bald-faced liar.....but too stupid to understand basic diplomacy as well.
Meanwhile, back at the Man-Bear-Pig Global Warming Crime Watch.....Nancy just created more pollution running around looking like a fucking idiot, than 20 Americans do in a whole year. I think this qualifies her for a nice long lengthy sentence in the "Greenpeace Gulag" that the liberals want to throw Republicans into. (reference THAT story yourselves....lol.....it's a kicker....the thumbnail is that Gore followed a guy onstage who had just proposed "internment camps for global warming deniers"....lol, good job, Al......good job.....damn idiots.)
I'm sorry, folks. I know some of your are hopping mad over this twit's actions. I'm not. I'm laughing my ass off. Pelosi just did irreparable damage to the Democrats reputation on the world's stage. What a gift. Now every single journalist WILL BE FORCED....(giggles)....to CHECK THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE'S SOURCES!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Note To Readers: THIS is what happens when you elect morons who's world-view is defined by sub-normal-Oprah-horseshit. LOLOLOLOL!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!! "Run, Oprah.....Ruuuun!!!!" AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(wipes tear from one good eye...)
Good Lord....what's next? "Pelosi Negotiates Peace With Martians"?
Congratulations, Nancy Pelosi. You just made a total laughing stock out of yourself and your stupid out-of-touch party. LOL!!! I couldn't have scripted it better myself, you dumb-old-broken-down-hag. LOLOL!!!!
"Peace By Pelosi Goes Poof!!!" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Dumb bitch......so how's all that "stay-at-home-mom" experience and qualifications working out for you in the international diplomatic arena.....eh, Grandmommer??? You just became an Official Joke. Nice job...
Out-of-talent, out-of-comprehension, out-of-touch, out-of-control, ...and completely out-of-her-mind.
......and the band plays on.
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