"Too Stupid For Mere Words"

     Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah......I know...

     I've been AWOL.  Well, not really.  I just needed a break so I politely asked God to slow the news down for a week while I took an Easter Vacation.  As you can see, God listened.  ;-)  LOL!!!  Well, except for that dumbassed, nappy-headed, liberal Don Imus.

     AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  (...sorry, I couldn't help it.  I LOVE God's sense of humor!!!)

     So, here I am again to rescue my readers from the dipwad miasma of third-grade CRAP the libtards see fit to spew on mankind's myspace on a daily basis.  Teaching the manic brats of the world how to finger-paint MAY NOT have been the best plan, ...ya think?

     Anyway....let's dive into the nappy-headed shit that I've missed in the last week here.  Oh wait...I almost forgot my libtard lurkers.  Yeah, you know, ...the clowns that read my blogs like religion and then make sure that their absurdly infantile "Tyger Hate", "Tyger Healing", and "Kill Tyger NOW!!!" blogs all hit Top Twenty.  ROFL!!!  Dumbassed morons.  You're basically just too stupid to ever get it.

     See, this is how it works with Tyger, ...morons.  You piss me off, I simply go and have a short conversation with God.  Yup.  That's right, just like Neale Donald Walsch.  For example, I got sick and tired of listening to you idiots without a clue about science whine on and on about global warming like low-bred brats on a school bus.  Why, you ask?  Because there is simply no chance that any of you (libtards) can even begin to understand the basic science BEHIND climatology....or anything else for that matter.  Some of us remember what you drug-dealers and whores WERE DOING in Science Class.  "Science" to a Stupid-Fucking-Liberal is a High Times article about growing pot in their closet.  'Nuff said...  ;-)

     And to be honest with you, I don't have the patience to explain basic science to grown adults.  I have more fun watching their own presumptive, ridiculous, and ignorant ideas and choices wipe out any shot at a normal productive life for themselves.  I get a kick out of it.  Like watching some pacifist pour gasoline in their hair and then setting themselves on fire.  I'm weird that way.

     So I talked to God.

    "God, these "children" of yours aren't getting something as basic as weather.  Can I PLEASE have a small demonstration arranged for them that won't freeze their lips to their bong permanently?"

     Ask and ye shall receive, they say.  Well, since I had that little "conversation with God", you idiots have been shoveling snow non-stop to get to your fucking global warming parades.  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  God is a comedian!!!   AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

     Jokes on you.....sucka's.  ;-)

     Or is that, "nappy-headed sucka's"?   AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

     But anyway....you idiot libtards are incapable of getting a point even when it's shoved neatly through the single eye that sits in the middle of your greasy foreheads.  You're that stupid.  So I get to be outrageously entertained by the sound of your stupid teeth chattering out your stupid denial WHILE YOU FREEZE TO DEATH!!!  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  LMAO!!!  I must live right...

     But back to the news.  There have only been two stories that are even worth commenting on this last week.  Nancy Fucking Pelosi and Don Imus.

     Let's do Pelosi first, since I've been warning you guys about this Prozac-Putz for months now.  I'm going to make this brief.  I agree with the Wall Street Journal.  Nancy Fucking Pelosi is guilty of violation of the Logan Act (a felony), should be charged as such, arrested, tried, expelled from the House, and perhaps given some jailtime.  Definitely community service.  She can go pick some grapes or something.

     I'm not joking.  Until you GOOD REPUBLICANS start FREAKING OUT and DEMANDING her head on a pike, she's going to screw you blind.  Word to the wise:  When the rabid, drugged-out, "Grandmommer" jumps on your back and starts beating you with her spatula....you knock the silly bitch OUT and call the cops.

     Good Lord, people!  Get a clue!  This woman is making deals with known terrorists and NO ONE is shutting this idiot bitch DOWN.  DO IT, people!!!  It's YOUR NATION!!!  WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK WHAT THE FUCKING LIBERAL THINKS?   THEY ARE CARD-CARRYING LUNATICS, TRAITORS, AND DEMONS!!!  THESE PEOPLE SUCK THE BRAINS OUT OF BABIES!!!  GET REAL!!!

     Ahem.....coffee break time.  Then send that putz Imus in....he's next.

   

     (sips coffee)

     Don Imus....LOL!!!  What an idiot.  I've never liked Imus.  He's Democrat, he's liberal, he's stupid, he's not funny, and he mumbles into the microphone like a drunk.  Watching other liberals feast on his stupid show's demise like vultures on rotting carrion has had me giggling all week long.

     People compare me to Ann Coulter all the time.  Don't laugh, they do...and it's not because of the amazing similarity of our looks (eyeroll).  Before I even knew who Ann Coulter was people would say to me, "You sound just like Ann Coulter!!!"

     "No I don't.  Ann Coulter sounds just like me, since I have no fucking clue who Ann Coulter IS."

     LOL.....I learned who she was since then.  ;-)

     Anyway, I have to agree with Ann on this one ...again.  It's just too funny watching liberals eviscerate each other.  It validates what we've been saying about their dysfunctional, pervert, racists selves since Day One.

     Liberals are haters, divisive, and racists.  They are the old-time slavers of the south dressed up as hippies.  How long have you guys been hearing me sing this tune?  Uh huh....I thought so.  Watching one libtard DESTROY another libtard's career had me in tears...literally.  Now all these gimpy faggots won't have Imus to listen to anymore!!!  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  The only libtard on the radio who has managed to keep a show going for longer than an election cycle.....has been fired because of "Perma-James" Al Sharpton!!!   (points in libtard face and laughs)  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

     And Imus?  Well, old Don has never been the sharpest pencil in the box, and his response to this nappy-headed fiasco only served to underscore that lack.  First of all.....(LMAO) we are talking about the "perma-perm-reverend" Al Sharpton himself.  Now WHO besides an idiot liberal would take ANYTHING that FREAK has to say seriously?  That was Imus' first tactical error.  Talking to Al Sharpton as if he were anything other than a dumbassed-half-breed-idiot-clown was about as stupid as it gets.  Imus deserved to get roasted for being this dumb.

     But let's consider dear old Sharpton for a second here.  First of all, Al Sharpton is about as black as Osama bin Hussein bin Barak is.  He's a half-breed.  Like me.  Only his half is black and not red.  And big fucking deal.  Michael Jordan is black.  Chris Rock is black.  Al Sharpton is a half-breed.  Deal with it.  Only Al Sharpton and nappy-headed ho's around America even care in the slightest.  Your poor losers who spend your entire life in a box of crayons are so far beyond stupid that we need new words for it.  Maybe "nappy-headed-stupid", eh?

     But Al Sharpton has his own laundry that deserves to be aired a little.

     First of all, like most nappy-headed fools, Mrs. Sharpton couldn't manage to keep her husband around ...OR happy.  According to Al Sharpton and his nappy-headed mama....she was such a devoted and friendly little nappy-headed-ho that Daddy done walked out on them when widdle Al was only ten.  : O

     Uh-huh.  Then why did "Daddy" keep the job, the house, and the two Cadillac's....and "Mama" had to take little Al Barkton to the ghetto?  Eh?  She worked as a "cleaning lady".....OH THE FUCKING HORROR OF IT ALL!!!!  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

     Sounds more like Daddy done gave Mama "das boot" and she hit the curb with a thud.  But feel free to lie to us, Al...you got a bunch of nappy-headed fools that actually listen to you.

     I'm going to go out on a Don-Imus-Limb here and just call Al Sharpton a nappy-headed-liar in print.  How's that?

     Oh wait....his hair is permed.  : O   Dayum....oh nevermind......

     To continue...  Poor widdle Al can't find a friend....or a daddy.  So, (don't ask me HOW) somehow widdle Al hooks up with the Grandfather Of Soul himself, James Brown's, kid or something.

     (spins around and breaks into dance)  WHOOOOOW!!!!  ...Al Feels Good!!!  (dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.....)   : /

     About this time in widdle Al's life, the James Brown perm appears...permanently.  Can we say, "slightly-out-of-touch"?

     Now, this is where things get truly absurd.  However, considering the duration of the average liberal's attention span, not surprising at all.  Does anyone out there KNOW WHY James Brown always wore a perm?

     I didn't think so.  I will assist.  James Brown always wore a perm because he "didn't like ma nappy hair..."

: D

     Break-time.....go ahead and laugh till you cry.  It's well deserved...

   

     So what do we have here?  Well, we have a part-black, fake-reverend idiot who hates his own nappy hair so much that he's been wearing a perm longer than James Brown did (LOL!!!) who gets upset that a mumbling drunk LIBERAL comic (who also made CBS $60,000,000 per year.....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  Oh the pain.....STOP THE PAIN!!!!  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!), who's OWN HAIR is the source of a decade's worth of jokes.... made a comical comment about a bunch of tattooed female basketball players that are desperate to look like Allen Iverson???

     Did I miss anything here???  Only Stupid-Fucking-Liberals can do shit this dumb....I'm serious!!!  LOLOLOL!!!

     You can't write this shit.  Honestly...you can't.  No one would believe you.  Only in real life.

     But, but, but, but.....  There is more.  Believe it or not, there IS something in this story that is EVEN DUMBER than Don Imus OR Al Sharpton.  Observe the epilogue:

     In closing, I'd like to point out that thanks to the stunning wisdom and insight of the Rutger's Women's Basketball Coach....her players will FOREVER be etched in the American consciousness as the "oh yeah, the nappy-headed-ho basketball team", thanks to them all getting on a stage and declaring to the world, "I iz not a nappy-headed ho...I be a perm-headed ho."  Good move there, coach.....reaaaaaaaal slick.  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

     You fucking idiot.